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I like it when pretty models post sexy pictures of themselves on Twitter. It reminds me of why I got a Twitter account in the first place. That sort of connection with fans is actually pretty rare, and it’s always nice when a celebrity is willing to go that extra mile. Granted, it’s pretty much Kate Upton’s job to show off her body considering she’s a Victoria’s Secret and Guess model. It’s still nice. Kate isn’t my favorite model in the industry today, but she is very pretty and has a great figure so these pictures are great. To be honest, until only recently, I didn’t actually know who she was. I’ll be keeping an eye out for her in the future.

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Alright, I’m going to be brutally honest. Normally, my opinion of Karissa Shannon is that no picture could ever force me to admit this ridiculous excuse for a woman is sexy. It isn’t the Hugh Hefner relationship that bothers me. It was the badmouthing of Hugh when she left the mansion. He’s a dirty old perv? What a frigging surprise! There’s no possible way you could’ve known that when you started sleeping with him to get your hands on his cash and your name in the headlines. All of that aside, I can’t help admitting Karissa looks pretty hot in these pictures. I’m still not of the fan of the bleached-’til-it’s-white hair, but her body looks tight and toned and her face isn’t as mannish as it normally is. She still has all the charisma of a wet paper bag, but hey, at least she’s hot.

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I have never seen any of the ‘Real Housewives’ shows but I guess Kelly Bensimon is on ‘The Real Housewives of New York’. I suppose my problem with the shows are these women aren’t really what I think of when I think of the word ‘housewife’. Whatever, that’s not what this post is supposed to be about, so I’ll keep that whole rant to myself. Kelly’s pretty hot, but there’s something about her body I don’t like. I’m sure I’m wrong on this one, as she seems pretty popular, but something about her stomach doesn’t look right to me. Overall, though, I think she’s a gorgeous girl. She clearly takes care of herself and that’s definitely something I respect.

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I’ve always been a big Jenny McCarthy fan. She seems like the type of woman that is happier drinking beer with the boys than getting her hair and nails done at a salon, and that really appeals to me. Sure she has a bad track record with romance but there aren’t many women in Hollywood who don’t. She’s in charge of her own sexuality and she’s open about who she is. She can be crass and rude, but she is unapologetically Jenny and I love that about her. It doesn’t hurt that she’s also very pretty and has a killer body she isn’t afraid to show off. I don’t always agree with everything she says, but I’d never argue with pictures of her in a bikini.

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I used to hate Gwyneth Paltrow with the fiery passion I usually reserve for self loathing but I felt the stuck up Brit-wannabe had it coming. I mean, GOOP? Have you ever been to that pretentious ‘lifestyle’ website that is basically Gwyn trying to show everyone how ‘normal’ she is when instead she just comes off as a clueless, rich c-word completely out of touch with what ‘normal’ actually is. Right. Anyway, despite that little mini rant, I’ve actually come to like her again. She seems capable of making fun of herself and I loved her appearance on Glee. That said, the woman needs to eat something. She has no breasts whatsoever. Saying she’s flat as a board would be insulting to boards. Somehow. I mean, here in Barbados, she looks a little scary skinny. Whatever, though. She’s still hot and I’m sure she couldn’t care less what I think. I know if I were here, I wouldn’t.

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We get it. Miley Cyrus is all grown up and can’t be tamed. Does anyone even care anymore. Much like Lady Gaga’s crazy clothes are getting boring, so are Miley’s various body parts. We all know it’s only a matter of time before completely naked pictures ‘leak’ and she cements her place among the bad girls of pop ‘music’ so why waste time with these ridiculous get ups. I actually thought Miley looked pretty good at the Grammy’s (the longer black and gold dress in these pictures). The dress was revealing but it wasn’t super over the top. Then she shows up in this mesh topped, breast baring mess and I remember that classy Miley is always fleeting – replaced quickly by attention hungry Miley. With news that she’s barely on speaking terms with her father, one has to wonder if he doesn’t need to step in and put a stop to this insanity before the world ends up with another Brittany Lohan. Miley – the world now officially talks about your boobs more than your music. Take the hit, put some clothes on and make a decent record. You’re losing the little credibility you had.

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