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Jennifer Aniston doesn’t understand why everyone feels so sorry for her. It’s pretty simple, really. It has a little something to do with a woman named Angelina Jolie, a man named Brad Pitt and the fact that the world just can’t let go. I sincerely doubt Aniston gives much thought to Brad these days. It’s been years which is pretty much forever by Hollywood standards. If Jen can get over it, maybe we should too. Let’s focus on what’s really important – Jen’s crazy hot body and the fact that she isn’t too shy to show it off. The only news we should be thinking about right now is that Jennifer was on vacation in Mexico and stepped out looking that smoking hot. The best revenge is to live well and it looks like Jen has that down.

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Juliette Lewis is pretty hot, right? But she’s not the typical, boring, bland sort of hot you usually see in Hollywood actresses. No, Juliette Lewis is a special kind of hot. She’s the kind of hot that makes me a little afraid. Sure she’s pretty but I’m also well aware that she’s also more than capable of kicking my ass. Probably with her hands tied behind her back somehow. I love the girl, but she plays crazy just a little too well. I mean, Kalifornia? Natural Born Killers? Classic roles and brilliantly acted but if she’s not a little crazy herself she is the most phenomenal actress I’ve ever seen because she played both of those roles perfectly. So perfectly, in fact, that seeing her in her bikini in Los Cabos, Mexico makes me a little afraid. I’m scared she’s going to somehow know I’m ogling her hot body, show up at my door ‘My Name Is Earl’ bounty hunter style and knock my teeth out.

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Ya know, I’ll be the first person to admit I gave AnnaLynne McCord a bit of a hard time for wearing nothing but bikinis pretty much all summer, but in truth, when she started covering up, I missed all the skin. It’s nice to see her doing what she does best – flaunting that crazy hot body of hers. Really though, how much hotter would be be if she put on maybe five or ten pounds? There’s no doubt the lady is bangin’ but she’s just a little bit too skinny. It worries me. I feel like I should donate my unwanted canned good to her. Maybe the poor girl doesn’t know how to cook. I have a cup of microwave Kraft Dinner I would be more than happy to give her.

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I like Denise Richards but I’m not entirely sure why. She’s one of those girls that made a few good movies, a bunch of bad ones, and then remained famous by keeping her name in the tabloids. Normally that sort of thing bothers me, but there’s something about Denise that makes her likable. I think it’s her smile. Her smile makes me smile. Here in San Diego having her pictures taken in a pool, Denise looks genuinely happy. She’s had a lot to overcome and she seems to have done it. Of course, the fact that she has a smokin’ hot body doesn’t hurt in the least. She’s simply lovely.

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Erin Heatherton is simply adorable in the way that all girls who know they’re hot but pretend they don’t are adorable. With her recent work for Victoria’s Secret, strutting her stuff on the runway for Victoria’s fashion show in 2008 and 2009 then making the leap to the pages of Victoria’s Secret’s SWIM catalog in 2010, Erin is really starting to make her way to becoming a household name and it’s really no wonder. She’s ‘girl next door’ beautiful. She looks like the kind of girl that’s down to earth and likes hanging out with the boys on the weekend sipping coolers. I mean, she probably isn’t, but that’s the sort of laid back attitude she presents and, as everyone knows, in modeling, that’s what matters – that and having a hot body. Lucky for her, she has both.

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Heidi Montag makes me want to quit the internet. Usually the sight of a blond babe falling out of her bikini top, like in these pictures of Heidi in Costa Rica, would be cause for celebration, but with Heidi it just looks desperate. “Oh my gosh! My boobie fell out! How embarrassing and completely by accident!” Notice how the bikini top strap snaps? It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction. That strap committed suicide. It was ashamed of itself for being part of anything that has to do with Speidi. How is it that after ten plastic surgery procedures in one day Heidi still isn’t really all that hot? I mean, she has a crazy hot body, but her face is kinda mannish, isn’t it? The only thing worse than Heidi Montag is her hilariously lame ‘husband’. So over the Speidi thing. I just with the rest of the world was too so I wouldn’t have to look at her anymore.

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