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I know, I know, plastic surgery blah, blah, blah but I don’t care. I couldn’t care less. Carmen Electra is forty and she still looks stunning. She looks amazing. I’m ten years away from that milestone myself and while I’m all natural, I don’t look even a tenth as good as Carmen. Never did. Never will. I don’t get jealous often but I have to admit, I’m a little jealous when I look at these pictures. A little jealous and a little aroused. This woman is stunning. Cosmetic surgery or not, she’s just a treat for the eyes and I don’t think it would be possible – nay, I know it would not be possible – for me to love her any more than I do right now.

 

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What is sexy snorkeling you ask? Glad you did. Sexy snorkeling is just like regular snorkeling except it’s done by Rihanna in a leopard print bikini and is therefore sexy. I freaking love Rihanna. That ass of hers is just ridiculous. The rest of her is also pretty damn incredible. I don’t know what it is about Rihanna I like so much. Of course she’s beautiful and of course she’s talented but so are a lot of people. There’s just something about her that’s special to me. I remember I worked in a music store back when her first album came out. Someone came in looking for her CD and I had no idea who this Rihanna person was. The customer told me Rihanna was the next big thing so I decided to check her out. I fell in love and I haven’t wavered in that love since. I don’t imagine that will change any time soon, either.

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I know I always talk about how much I love Katy Perry but I really can’t help it. She makes me smile even if I can’t exactly explain why. There’s just something about her that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. The fact that I think she’s super hot might have something to do with it but I think it’s more her attitude. The woman has been through a lot in the last little while – referring of course to her divorce – but she’s kept smiling. Here in Miami, Katie looks just as adorable as ever. I love the bikini and I love the attitude. She just seems so relaxed – like she’s genuinely having a good time with her friends. I envy her and I admire her.

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Things have been pretty quiet on the Mischa Barton front and that always makes me a little uncomfortable. I love Mischa. I love everything about her. For a while it seemed she was headed on down to Train Wreck Junction on the Hot Mess Express but she seems to have come through that uncertain time in one piece and I admire that. I just hope things are going as well for her as they appear to be in these photos from Ibiza with Sebastian Knapp. I’d like to see her career explode again but I’m not holding my breath. She may never be as popular as she once was, but maybe that’s not such a bad thing. Fame didn’t really seem to work so well for her the first time around. I’d hate to see her back in a bad situation. I would like to see her do more indie flicks though. I always felt that’s where she was strongest. She was given the chance to show her real talent as an actress, talent she doesn’t get nearly enough credit for.

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I’m not kidding. I might have to write this post with sunglasses on because I can’t bring myself to look directly at the hotness that is Nicole Trunfio. She is pretty much the walking, talking epitome of my ideal woman. The fact that she happens to be with an also gorgeous woman, Jessica Gomes, in these photos from Miami only makes matters worse. I’m having a hard time concentrating on writing this post. I just keep going back and looking at the pictures. Okay. Focus. So here we have Nicole Trunfio and Jessica Gomes being crazy hot in Miami as … nope. I just can’t do it. There is too much sexy in these photos. I can’t take it.

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There are many, many things I love about Candice Swanepoel. The fact that she looks absolutely incredible wearing next to nothing (or nothing at all, in this case), is pretty high on that list. This woman is just phenomenal looking, isn’t she? Simply stunning. I love the hair in this photo as well. It adds a little something extra to an already fantastic set of photos. I also like the tone of the pictures. They’re racing but still classy somehow. I’m sure class isn’t easy to pull off when you’re standing naked in front of photographers. Sure these photos have a very ‘posed’ vibe but that’s not always a bad thing. They almost look like works of art. I can tell you without a trace of doubt I would frame these and hang them on my wall any day of the week.

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