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April 29, 2011
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Ana Beatriz Barros Catches A Fish

There is only one thing that prevents me from really liking Ana Beatriz Barros and I’ll tell you exactly what that is. Jealousy. This girl makes me jealous like you wouldn’t believe. Why? She’s gorgeous. She has a great modeling career working with Guess?, Jennifer Lopez’s ‘J-Lo’ fashion line, bebe, and Victoria’s Secret. She has such a natural, easy confidence in front of the camera. She was also born on May 29th, 1982. I was born on May 14th, 1982. We are only fifteen days apart in age yet light years apart in lifestyle. Somewhere Ana is probably sunning herself on the beach. What are my plans for the day? Finish these posts, work on an article about celebrity baby names and then possibly cry myself to sleep. Seriously though, I do love this girl. She’s stunning but not in the conventional sort of way. I think these pictures are a lot of fun. I’m glad to see her continued success.

March 18, 2011
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Karissa Shannon Is Hot By The Beach

Alright, I’m going to be brutally honest. Normally, my opinion of Karissa Shannon is that no picture could ever force me to admit this ridiculous excuse for a woman is sexy. It isn’t the Hugh Hefner relationship that bothers me. It was the badmouthing of Hugh when she left the mansion. He’s a dirty old perv? What a frigging surprise! There’s no possible way you could’ve known that when you started sleeping with him to get your hands on his cash and your name in the headlines. All of that aside, I can’t help admitting Karissa looks pretty hot in these pictures. I’m still not of the fan of the bleached-’til-it’s-white hair, but her body looks tight and toned and her face isn’t as mannish as it normally is. She still has all the charisma of a wet paper bag, but hey, at least she’s hot.

February 23, 2011
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Gwyneth Paltrow Has The Body Of A Skinny Boy

I used to hate Gwyneth Paltrow with the fiery passion I usually reserve for self loathing but I felt the stuck up Brit-wannabe had it coming. I mean, GOOP? Have you ever been to that pretentious ‘lifestyle’ website that is basically Gwyn trying to show everyone how ‘normal’ she is when instead she just comes off as a clueless, rich c-word completely out of touch with what ‘normal’ actually is. Right. Anyway, despite that little mini rant, I’ve actually come to like her again. She seems capable of making fun of herself and I loved her appearance on Glee. That said, the woman needs to eat something. She has no breasts whatsoever. Saying she’s flat as a board would be insulting to boards. Somehow. I mean, here in Barbados, she looks a little scary skinny. Whatever, though. She’s still hot and I’m sure she couldn’t care less what I think. I know if I were here, I wouldn’t.

February 23, 2011
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Amber Heard On BBC’s Top Gear

Before I get to talking about how hot Amber Heard looks in these pictures from BBC’s Top Gear, I’d like to talk about me for a second. Yes. Boring old me. Amber is going to be playing Chenault in (the far too long in the works) screen adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s amazing book, ‘The Rum Diary’. There are three things that inspired me to be a freelance writer – my insanely erratic sleep schedule, my need for gainful employment while I finish my book and before it becomes a best seller and finally the words of Hunter S. Thompson. My prized possession is a first edition copy of ‘Hell’s Angels’. I even stole the name ‘Chenault’ for my Twitter name although I had to use an underscore at the beginning and the end because someone else beat me to the idea. Jerks. I can’t friggin’ wait for this movie to come out. Johnny Depp, Aaron Eckhart, Giovanni Ribisi and Amber Heard? Yes. It will be epic. Amber is the perfect girl for the role – sexy yet innocent with a bit of a retro vibe going on. This will be ridiculous. Anyway, yes. Moving on. Amber Heard looks hot in these pictures and that classy, yet sexy, gray dress. Did I mention she’s going to be playing Chenault in ‘The Rum Diaries’?

February 17, 2011
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Miley Cyrus Still Flaunting Body To Sell Records

We get it. Miley Cyrus is all grown up and can’t be tamed. Does anyone even care anymore. Much like Lady Gaga’s crazy clothes are getting boring, so are Miley’s various body parts. We all know it’s only a matter of time before completely naked pictures ‘leak’ and she cements her place among the bad girls of pop ‘music’ so why waste time with these ridiculous get ups. I actually thought Miley looked pretty good at the Grammy’s (the longer black and gold dress in these pictures). The dress was revealing but it wasn’t super over the top. Then she shows up in this mesh topped, breast baring mess and I remember that classy Miley is always fleeting – replaced quickly by attention hungry Miley. With news that she’s barely on speaking terms with her father, one has to wonder if he doesn’t need to step in and put a stop to this insanity before the world ends up with another Brittany Lohan. Miley – the world now officially talks about your boobs more than your music. Take the hit, put some clothes on and make a decent record. You’re losing the little credibility you had.

January 26, 2011
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Julia Stiles Has No Boobs; Still Looks Hot

I have loved Julia Stiles since I was just a teenager watching her in ’10 Things I Hate About You’. I lost track of her for a while after ‘Save the Last Dance’ but fell in love all over again watching her play the revenge minded Lumen on one of my favorite shows of all time, ‘Dexter’. She has a killer body (no pun intended, Dex fans) even if she’s a little lacking in the boobs department. With rumors that Stiles may have been dating her Dexter co-star Michael C. Hall and that fling may have been responsible for Michael splitting with wife Jennifer Carpenter (who plays Hall’s sister, Deb), my opinion on Stiles is beginning to change. I mean, sleeping with married men is bad but screwing up the chemistry on Dexter – unforgivable.

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