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January 24, 2011
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Naya Rivera Celebrates Her Birthday

Guilty confession time. I love Glee. Absolutely love it. There are only two things about the show I’m not crazy about – Lea Michele and her Rachel Berry like diva-tude and Naya Rivera and her, well, bat poop craziness. She’s hot. She has a good voice. Normally, I wouldn’t care about behind the scenes drama but considering insiders claim her loopiness is the reason one of my favorite characters – beloved mohawk bad boy, Puck – has seen a dramatic decrease in screen time this season, I have no choice but to care. These insiders claim that Rivera and the adorable actor that plays Puck, Mark Salling, had a little fling and Rivera wasn’t pleased that Mark wasn’t as committed to that fling as she was. How did she respond? By being a professional and putting hard feelings aside because they’re co-stars on the same show? Of course not. She keyed his car and is rumored to have started a relationship with a higher up on the show which she then used to convince the higher up to push Mark and his character into the background. Is any of it true? Well, the cast isn’t talking about it in public, but everyone knows what’s going on and talking about it behind the scenes. But hey, who cares, right? She still looks smoking hot. Just check out her body in the snug dress she wore to celebrate her birthday at The Bank, Las Vegas. Who needs morals when you look that good, right Naya?

January 5, 2011
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Irina Sheik In Too Hot In Lingerie

If I were to make a list of women I’m pretty sure could blind men with their hotness, I’m sure I would rank Irina Sheik pretty close to the top of that list. Seriously. This woman is unbelievable. Her eyes. Her hair. Her lips. Then, of course, there’s that incredible body. A lot of women can’t pull of the thigh high stockings with garter belt thing without looking sleazy, but this is not an average woman. Whether in black lingerie, white lingerie, pink lingerie or blue lingerie, one thing remains the same – this woman should never wear clothes. If I looked half that good, I never would. I’d grocery shop in my bra and panties and not care who gave me dirty looks. Well, I probably wouldn’t, but that doesn’t mean Irina shouldn’t. Well, okay, she probably shouldn’t either. Old men would be dropping like flies. Mothers would be covering their children’s eye. Married men would be pummeled with purses. Single men would be fighting each other in the isles. It would be chaos!

December 23, 2010
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Paris Hilton Can’t Dance But Is Great At Posing

While on their own, these pictures of Paris Hilton at the Supermartxe VIP Party at Fabrik disco in Madrid, Spain are pretty hot. She looks good, right? She’s got all the standard Paris Hilton poses included – the ‘hands behind her head checking out her own boobs’ pose, the ‘bending over and sticking out her ass as far as possible’ pose, the ‘grabbing her own ass to call attention to it’ pose – and on their own, things look fine. When you see her actually dancing though? The girl has no rhythm at all. I mean, she’s not Elaine from Seinfeld bad, but a lesson or two wouldn’t hurt her. Who am I kidding though? No one pays attention to how well she’s moving as long as she showing off tits, ass or both while she’s doing it. And we’re talking about Paris here, so she usually is.

December 16, 2010
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Christina Aguilera Leaked Private Photos

Attention all celebrities – this is an important message from the writers here at HQ-Celebrity. Stop taking you freakin’ clothes off, taking pictures of yourself with your clothes off and expecting them not to hit the damn internet. They will hit the internet. It’s just the law of reason, folks. And hey, since we all know you’re not going to learn from the mistakes of those who have gone before you, can you please do us all a favor and stop whining about the leaks when they happen. You should know better. Christina Aguilera is the latest victim of the stupidity bug that seems to render hot female celebs completely incapable of making smart decisions. There private photos never stay private. Of course, one has to think that in this case, that’s what was expected. I mean, it’s Christina Aguilera. Being hot and half naked boosted her career before. The main difference between then and now is back then she was super hot and people actually cared about seeing her naked. Now it’s all old news. The girl still looks hot though and her voice is still one of the best in the business. What she needs to do now is stop focusing on slutting it up and start focusing on making music people actually want to listen to. Put your clothes on and hit the studio, lady.

December 6, 2010
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Gisele Bundchen And Her Bare Bum

These are the pictures the world has been waiting to see. Sure they’re a bit sleazy and perhaps not the most moral, but who cares? Gisele Bundchen is getting changed and in the backseat of a car and someone was smart enough to take pictures. Is it for a movie? Is it for some sort of weird ad campaign? I have no idea, honestly. I was going to research it but then I realized anyone looking at these pictures is only going to care about one thing – Gisele is half naked and she looks incredible. Does anything else need to be said here? No? I didn’t think so.

December 2, 2010
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Paris Hilton May Or May Not Be Wearing Pants

Hey everybody look! We can see what we’ve already seen a million times but this time covered (if you can call that covered) by a thin layer of material. Who cares anymore? I demand to know. Is this still shocking? Is this still news? Paris Hilton has an ass and she appears to be quite proud of it. I can’t entirely understand why, though. It’s not really all that spectacular. It’s clear Paris wants to get her name in the headlines again so she’s flashing her rear. And it worked. I’m writing about it right now. And it will continue to work. I just hope she gets over this little habit before she’s old and grey. No one wants to see that. Well, I suppose some people do. There’s a market for everything out there these days.

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