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With the horribly sad passing of Amy Winehouse at 27 years old, many people have been wondering if Lindsay Lohan will be next. I am not going to participate in such morbid trash talk. From what those closest to Lindsay are saying, she’s really cleaned herself up. Here we have Lindsay posing after hanging out at Paris Hilton’s party, it would be easy to speculate as to what Lohan was up to at the party. I’m not going to bother. It’s none of my business and I sincerely hope the rumors are true and that Lindsay is getting her life back on track. She looks healthier than she has in a long time and I’m thrilled to see that. I wish her all the best and hope her road to recovery is as smooth as possible, not to mention successful. I want to see this girl make the comeback I’m confident she can make.

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The title of this one gave me some trouble. There are clearly some decent ass shots among these pictures, but can they really be called ass shots when the girl in question, Paris Hilton, barely has an ass? I mean, what ass is there is pretty nice, but it’s definitely a little lacking. No matter. I saw an article recently asking if people are over Paris. Remember a few years back when you couldn’t go online without seeing something about her? I kind of like Paris more now that she’s faded into the background a little bit. Here at the Grand Prix in Barcelona, Paris strikes all of her usual poses, but I guess you can’t hate on a girl for sticking with what works.

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There was a time when I used to really defend Paris Hilton. Sure she’s sort of the stereotypical reality store that set the mold for the dumb blonds that followed her, but there was something about her I liked. She seemed to have a sense of humor about herself that I found appealing. I suppose that’s still true, but I guess I’m just sort of over here. Here on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in LA she looks good enough and her boobs are awesome, but I just don’t really feel anything about the pictures or her one way or the other. She’s sort of old news to me now. I can’t be the only one.

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People like to find one flaw on a gorgeous celebrity and run wild with it. Is it jealousy? I can’t speak for the rest of the world but for me, yeah, it totally is. I want to be gorgeous and rich although the famous part just seems like a pain in the ass. Megan Fox has a weird thumb. Nicole Kidman has her frozen forehead. Paris Hilton has… well, Paris has a lot of things. Her weird jaw, her pointy nose. There’s a lot to choose from. What I can’t get passed though is those clown feet of hers. The rest of her looks pretty hot in these pictures, but I can’t take my eyes off her feet. Of course when she opens her mouth, you can add her vapid personality to the list but in pictures, it’s always the feet for me. I take solace knowing that in a world where Paris is better than me in just about every way imaginable, I at least have normal lady-sized feet.

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And she went to the beach too. Anyway, here are some pictures of none other than Paris Hilton and her robber busting boyfriend Cy Waits as they frolic around in the waves on Maui beach. The couple are spent a romantic Christmas in Hawaii with Paris’ parents Kathy and Rick, her sister Nicky and Nicky’s boyfriend David Katzenberg. Sounds like a big, happy family reunion, but every time I imagine Christmas dinner, I can’t help but wonder if Kathy and Rick every find themselves staring at Paris wondering what went wrong. Does Godzilla have parents? If it does, I’m sure Godzilla’s parents feel the same way. “What have we created? Forgive us unleashing this terrible beast on the world!” Nah, I’m just playin’. Paris looks pretty hot. I’m sure people still care about her. Somewhere. Sometimes.

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While on their own, these pictures of Paris Hilton at the Supermartxe VIP Party at Fabrik disco in Madrid, Spain are pretty hot. She looks good, right? She’s got all the standard Paris Hilton poses included – the ‘hands behind her head checking out her own boobs’ pose, the ‘bending over and sticking out her ass as far as possible’ pose, the ‘grabbing her own ass to call attention to it’ pose – and on their own, things look fine. When you see her actually dancing though? The girl has no rhythm at all. I mean, she’s not Elaine from Seinfeld bad, but a lesson or two wouldn’t hurt her. Who am I kidding though? No one pays attention to how well she’s moving as long as she showing off tits, ass or both while she’s doing it. And we’re talking about Paris here, so she usually is.

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