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March 24, 2013
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Courtney Stodden, You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Every time I’m assigned a set of Courtney Stodden pictures, I tell myself that I’m going to be open minded and not have a preconceived notion of what I should expect. I tell myself that the set of photos will be different than all of the other ones we’ve seen. I tell myself she’ll have found some self respect hidden at the bottom of her lingerie drawer and realize she doesn’t have to be half naked to be worth something. Then I open the photos and it’s more of the same old thing. We get it Courtney. You have a nice body. What else do you have? Can you act? Can you sing? Can you do anything other than strike the same exact poses in different costumes. I have to say though, this new set of photos is an all time low for this girl. “Washing a car” in a teeny tiny bikini and big ass heels? That’s not new. It’s not interesting. It’s been done and it’s been done better. If you’re going to steal the same idea a million other women had before you, at least do it better. Otherwise you wind up looking like a lame imitation. You want to be shocking and get attention? Show us you have a brain in that bleach blonde head. That would be truly mind blowing.

February 12, 2013
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Geri Halliwell Has Killer Legs.

I love Geri Halliwell. I was a big Spice Girls fan when I was a teenager and while Ginger Spice wasn’t my favorite at the time, she has certainly become my favorite as the years have passed. Geri looks better today than she did as a Spice Girl and those legs? Please. Those are some amazing gams. Arriving at Viva Forever Cocktail Launch in London, we kind of almost get a Geri Halliwell upskirt shot but I don’t think it really counts as no panties are seen. Geri seems to know how to cross and uncross her legs in the backseat of a car without flashing the good stuff. While that might not sound like high praise, one thing I’ve learned working here for as long as I have is that this is a feat a lot of stars seem to have trouble with. Good on Geri. I love this babe. Absolutely beautiful.

February 4, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Is Wearing Less Makeup – Still Looks Like A Super Skank.

Seriously – how much longer until we’re done with this girl. If you stop paying attention to it, it will go away. ‘Teen Bride’ Courtney Stodden is like a scab that you just can’t help picking at. You know that if it leave it alone and let it heal it will go away but you just can’t stop yourself from opening it up all over again. With all that said, I think she looks good here. Yes she’s wearing heels and a bikini to walk her dog, lounge around the yard or do whatever the heck she’s doing in these photos (attention whoring) but she’s also wearing far less makeup than she normally wears. The ‘less makeup’ look works for her. Now someone just needs to tell her she needs to put on some clothes.

January 25, 2013
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Nabilla Benattia Looks … Interesting In Miami

I know there are a lot of people that are going to look at these photos of model/reality star Nabilla Benattia and not see what I don’t enjoy about them so let me be clear. I think the photos are great in general. Her body is incredible and she knows how to rock a bikini. It’s her face I’m not entirely sure about. Actually, that’s not even true. She has a pretty face. I’m just not really feeling the makeup she’s wearing here. The almost frosted makeup she’s wearing just doesn’t work for the beach, at least in my opinion. Maybe better to have gone with something a little more natural looking. Of course, I’m probably the only one looking at these photos of this beautiful girl in a bikini on the beaches of Miami that is paying attention to the makeup she’s wearing. That is one teeny tiny bikini.

January 18, 2013
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Demi Moore Still Looks Incredible In A Bikini.

I can be a little hard on Demi Moore sometimes but only because I worry about her. She’s a beautiful lady and she’s a talented lady but I sometimes think she’s trying a little too hard to stay youthful. She’s isn’t a teenager anymore and she doesn’t seem to understand that. Of course, pointing that out makes me a complete hypocrite. I’m 30 and have a very hard time remembering I’m not 16 anymore. In any event, Demi looks fantastic in these photos from Mexico. She still has an incredible body. I don’t think she looks like she’s trying too hard to be young in these photos. I would’ve preferred to see a matching bikini or even a mix and match bikini with solid colors but that’s just nit picking. Hypocritical and nit picky in the same post. This has been a good one for me.

January 8, 2013
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Finally, Some Courtney Stodden Pictures I Don’t Hate.

I’ve been pretty hard on “Teen Bride” Courtney Stodden but I’m not an unreasonable person. I’m looking at these photos and the first thing that jumps out at me is that, for once, Courtney’s skimpy outfit makes perfect sense. She’s on the beach. Many women wear bikinis on the beach. And yes, I’ll admit, she looks good in a bikini. I don’t have much to complain about with these ones. The poses are a bit silly but she at least looks like she’s having fun. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she’s one dirty bird but in these particular photos, she doesn’t look much different than the average teenager on the beach. I’d like to see her do away with the pounds of makeup she slathers on her face as she looks much better without it but she looks okay all the same.

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