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These photos could possibly be my favorite set of photos of Lady Gaga ever. They’re just so unexpected. I’ve long said that the only way Gaga could really still shock people after the meat dress, the weird egg thing and her cross dressing would be to wear something completely normal and that’s exactly what she’s done in these photos from Rio de Janeiro. If I didn’t know better, I’m not sure I’d even believe that was Mother Monster. The bikini is normal. The hair is normal. The sunglasses are normal. She looks just like the average girl on the beach and I absolutely love that. This is a woman who goes out of her way to stand out. It’s kind of nice to see her blending in. I’m also a big fan of the tattoos. I have a lot of tattoos myself so I guess I feel Gaga and I have that in common. I love these photos. She looks fantastic.

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I adore Aida Yespica. She’s such a beautiful woman and she just seems so down to earth. I always appreciate that in a woman. These photos of Aida in Porto Cervo show off her incredible body, of course, but they also show her having a great time. She just looks so relaxed and at ease. I always find that sort of thing so appealing. Perhaps there’s a little bit of envy wrapped up in there. I would love to be there relaxing on the beach – all the better if Aida was there with me too. How great would that be? Relaxing on the beach, sipping a drink with Aida Yespica a few feet away in a bikini. How can I make this happen? I need to get on that.

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I know Katie Price has a lot of fans out there. I just don’t happen to be one of them. It’s not that I don’t think she’s pretty. She is, for sure. It’s more that her “in your face” attention grabbing ways kind of put me off. I’m not a fan of that kind of celebrity. In these photos, we see Katie strutting her stuff as she attends a photo call to launch her new Venture ‘KP Rocks’ in London and she looks just as good as she usually does while still bothering me just as much as she usually does. I don’t think Katie would be mad at me though. She has more than enough fans to keep her happy without having to add me to the list.

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I love Jessica Cirio. She’s a beautiful woman with an incredible body so yeah, I love these pictures. The fact that this photo set includes a Jessica Cirio nip slip is sure to be great for some of you but it’s not honestly a big deal to me. I don’t think nip slips are all that exciting, especially when a bikini is involved. Red carpet nip slips are a big deal, I suppose but mostly because they’re so unexpected but hey, it’s the beach. A nip is bound to pop out every now and again. It’s happened to me and it’s happened to me more than once. I don’t think Jessica is all that concerned about it, honestly. She certainly doesn’t seem to be. Ah well, the pictures are hot and Jessica looks fantastic, whether you’re interested in nipples or not.

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Regardless of the result after all of the votes have been tallied, a lot of people are going to be upset by the time this post is published tomorrow afternoon. As I write this, votes in the US Presidential election are still being cast and if things are as close as they appear to be right now, it’s going to be a while before the results are known. There may not be a winner by the time this post rolls around in the schedule but that’s sure to have a few people in the dumps as well. If there is a clear winner by tomorrow afternoon and that winner is Obama, Romney supporters will be upset. If there is a clear winner by tomorrow afternoon and that winner is Romney, Obama supporters will be upset. If there is no clear winner by tomorrow afternoon, everyone is going to be upset. So how can we at HQ-Celebrity help out? By offering you a set of bikini pics staring a gorgeous, soaking wet Joanna Krupa. Look on the bright side, friends. At least the campaigning is over now and out Facebook time lines, televisions and pretty much everything else can return to normal. Won’t that be nice?

 

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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