Heidi Montag makes me want to quit the internet. Usually the sight of a blond babe falling out of her bikini top, like in these pictures of Heidi in Costa Rica, would be cause for celebration, but with Heidi it just looks desperate. “Oh my gosh! My boobie fell out! How embarrassing and completely by accident!” Notice how the bikini top strap snaps? It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction. That strap committed suicide. It was ashamed of itself for being part of anything that has to do with Speidi. How is it that after ten plastic surgery procedures in one day Heidi still isn’t really all that hot? I mean, she has a crazy hot body, but her face is kinda mannish, isn’t it? The only thing worse than Heidi Montag is her hilariously lame ‘husband’. So over the Speidi thing. I just with the rest of the world was too so I wouldn’t have to look at her anymore.