Brian Austin Green is a lucky, lucky man and we kind of hate him a little bit. The man is married to Megan Fox and that somehow just doesn’t seem fair. One thing is for certain. Megan definitely knows how to put those pesky baby rumors to rest – hit the beach in Hawaii wearing a belly-baring burgundy bikini. That’ll definitely quiet those baby whispers. The only bumps showing in these pictures are those incredible boobs and that fantastic ass. Megan looks happy and relaxed; sharing time with her new husband on their extended Hawaiian honeymoon and as jealous as we all are that Brian gets to spend his nights with a fox like Megan, we are just thankful he doesn’t seem to mind letting the rest of the world admire his wife’s smoking hot body. Then again, any man lucky enough to marry Megan Fox would probably want to show off a little too.