Paris Hilton has never posed for Playboy. Does that shock anyone else? While preparing this post, I did a little research to try to find the year she posed because, well, I just assumed she did. Isn’t that normally stop number one for every fame whore trying to extend their fifteen minutes? Anywho, apparently she hasn’t bared all for Playboy (yet) in the traditional sense but she came pretty close at this year’s Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. I liked her costume last year more. I even like the costume she wore when she went shopping for costumes more, but she still looks pretty hot. If she ever posed for the magazine, I’d probably buy a copy, although I’m not really sure why. It’s not like we haven’t seen it all before. I don’t know. This year’s crop of celebrity costumes was a bit disappointing. There’s always next year, I suppose.