That title may have sounded a little dirty but Kate Hudson makes me feel a little dirty – in a good way, of course. Kate has been one of my biggest girl crushes since I saw her in “Almost Famous”. I wanted to be Penny Lane but since she was a fictional character, I wanted to be Kate Hudson. She’s such a beautiful woman and my love for her hasn’t wavered even a little bit since the very beginning of my crush. There’s just something about her that makes me feel good. There aren’t many celebrities I’d like to spend a day with but Kate? She’s definitely one of them. In these photos from Miami, we don’t really get a good look at Kate’s face and that makes me sad. She’s got a great body but it’s her face, especially her smile, that really warm my heart. Even so I still love these pictures, even if only because Kate is in them.

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There was a time that I considered myself a pretty hardcore fan of Adrianne Curry but I’m not so sure that’s true anymore. Sure she’s hot and sure she has a fantastic body but I don’t know. I guess to really be interesting, to me anyway, there has to be more than that. Here at the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas, Adrianne looks hot in her bikini but no more or less hot than the last set of bikini pictures she posed for. I know that this was almost certainly a photo shoot and that means posing for the photographer but I find there’s never anything relaxed about Adrianne in front of the camera. It’s just a personal thing, really. Adrianne is still beautiful. It’s just all a little dull for me.

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Gwen Stefani has long been one of my personal style idols. She always looks exceptionally fantastic and these photos from Miami are no exception. It blows my mind that she doesn’t seem to have aged one bit since the first time I saw Ni Doubt’s “Just a Girl” video. I also love the fact that she has her own unique style. She doesn’t dress like everyone else but her personal style remains constant. She’s always been the platinum blond with the bold red lips and pale, milky skin. Trends come and go but she doesn’t pay them any mind. She sticks with what’s comfortable for her and it always looks spectacular. I couldn’t love this woman more if I tried.

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I love Brooke Burke-Charvet. I love everything about her. She’s sexy, she’s confident and she isn’t afraid to have her picture taken without a stitch of makeup on her face. I wasn’t entirely in love with the last set of photos of Brooke Burke without makeup but these ones are far more flattering. Perhaps it was the hat that wasn’t working for me in the last pictures because I’m really loving these ones. Of course, it also may be the bikini. It not only looks fantastic on her but it’s a nice suit as well. I love the cut outs on the hips and back. It actually looks fairly comfortable – not something I often think when I look at bikinis.

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Oh Kim Kardashian. As a celebrity, I loathe you. You are famous for no good reason and have no discernible talent to speak of yet you’re one of the most famous women in the world. How has that happened? Oh right – the sex tape and the rear end. I don’t know. I hate the idea of celebrities like Kim Kardashian becoming household names while people with real, genuine talent sometimes never make it beyond art house productions. It seems unfair. With all of that said though, I really do love Kim’s style and I love looking at her. She’s a beautiful woman and she looks killer in a bikini as you can clearly see in these photos of Kim at Miami beach with Jonathan Cheban. This means I’m part of the problem. At least I admit it? Nope – doesn’t make it any better. Such is life though, I suppose. Also, Kanye? Calling a woman a “Perfect Bitch” isn’t the compliment you may think it is to most women. While it seems okay with Kim so I don’t really have a problem with it, you might want to be careful who else you may say it to as you may find yourself on the receiving end of a nasty slap. It’s kind of like me calling you a super talented douchebag (which I happen to think you are) and being surprised you were offended. If you’re cool with it though, I may call you Super Talented Douchebag from now on. Nah – too wordy. How about keeping it simple with just STD. Yep. Sounds about right.

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Who is this new guy Paris Hilton is with? I have no idea. I saw his name somewhere but didn’t bother committing it to memory. I’m sure he’ll be moving on soon enough. I don’t get why Paris has such a hard time keeping men in her life. I really think she must be the one that does the dumping because it just doesn’t make sense to me otherwise. Sure her public persona is a little (okay, a lot) vapid but as a person she seems okay. Maybe she’s a little immature and a whole lot spoiled, but she tends to date guys who are also spoiled so that whole thing shouldn’t be a problem. Here’s my guess. The guy she’s sucking face with in France is rich and … well, are there any other real requirements for dating Paris?

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