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‘Just breathe’ indeed. Oh Miley. I just can’t even find the words. It takes a pretty special performer to flash side boob on the red carpet and what may be a little camel toe on stage. Now we all know Miley has ‘just breathe’ tattooed on an area that, while not necessarily indecent, still isn’t on a place we should be able to see. I have so much to say about these pictures but, really, it will just turn into another giant rant about how much I loathe this chick. Instead, I’ll say the only thing nice I can say about these pictures. This is Miley Cyrus at the MTV Europe Music Awards. The end.

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Oh Jordana. I love this girl. I’ve never been a big fan of her acting, but she sure looks great in a bikini. Here in Rio de Janeiro, Jordana Brewster shows the world that she’s just a normal girl. She just happens to be an unusually attractive one that’s been in a few fairly big movies. She gets bikini wedgies just like the rest of us. She hangs out with her pals just like the rest of us. The greatest thing about Jordana is that she’s totally worth the hype. I’ve always judged how attractive a celeb really is by whether or not I would give him or her a second look if I saw them walking through the mall in normal, every day clothes. The answer with Jordana is a resounding yes.

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Here is Miley Cyrus at her photocall and press conference at Ideal Cinema in Madrid, Spain. I don’t really know what to say beyond that because I really don’t know how I feel about Miley anymore. She’s cute enough, but she looks well beyond 17. Maybe that’s how she got her paws on that naughty bottle of beer she was photographed with while working in Spain. I think it likely has more to do with the fact that she’s Miley freakin’ Cyrus and Miley freakin’ Cyrus can do whatever she wants. Ah well, what can you do? I’m not going to chide her too much for having a drink. I was drinking when I was 17. I was even drinking in bars when I was 17. Besides, after her recent split from her pretty boyfriend, she must be in a rush to find someone new. I mean, come on – in the past however many years she’s been single for about two days. She must be jonesing for a new BF by now.

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Paris Hilton has never posed for Playboy. Does that shock anyone else? While preparing this post, I did a little research to try to find the year she posed because, well, I just assumed she did. Isn’t that normally stop number one for every fame whore trying to extend their fifteen minutes? Anywho, apparently she hasn’t bared all for Playboy (yet) in the traditional sense but she came pretty close at this year’s Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. I liked her costume last year more. I even like the costume she wore when she went shopping for costumes more, but she still looks pretty hot. If she ever posed for the magazine, I’d probably buy a copy, although I’m not really sure why. It’s not like we haven’t seen it all before. I don’t know. This year’s crop of celebrity costumes was a bit disappointing. There’s always next year, I suppose.

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While most hot blond female celebs seem to see a trip to the beach as an excuse to show off as much skin as possible, Jaime King chooses to go the other way with it. Here in Miami, Jaime shows us a woman doesn’t have to flaunt every curve and contour of her body to be sexy. Sure there are other celebs that have nicer rear ends, but Jaime is still an incredibly sexy woman. Most of all, she doesn’t seem to be caught up in the attention of the cameras, instead choosing to just have fun. Although in recent years, her career hasn’t exactly been on fire, aside from mega-successful ‘My Bloody Valentine 3D’, Jaime has held her own. I love this girl and hope to see her in more projects in the future.

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The title really says it all, doesn’t it? I think these pictures are from a beach scene being filmed for 90210, but who really cares? At this point, is anyone even watching that show anymore? AnnaLynne McCord is far more well known for being the skinny babe with the big toothed smile that’s always flaunting her body in a bikini. I’m not even sure I know what role she plays on the show. And really, who cares? AnnaLynne looks incredible, even if a bit too skinny, in her bikini. It must’ve been cold though. Either that or she’s trying to make the whole bikini under a parka thing a trend. It’d probably work.

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