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It seems like two out of every three sets of pictures I get featuring Imogen Thomas show her working out in public. I mean, I’m not necessarily complaining, especially since we nearly get a full on crotch shot in these ones, but it’s a little weird, isn’t it? Isn’t there a gym she could go to? Ah well. This way we get hot pics of Imogen getting fit wearing tiny shorts and sports bras. That’s always nice. I’m not really a big fan of reality television stars in general but at least Imogen actually accomplished something before Big Brother UK. To be perfectly honest, I just like the girl and I’m not entirely sure why. I guess I don’t really need a reason. Enjoy the pictures.

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Oh Taylor Momsen. You make it pretty hard to defend you, but I’m going to try. Here in London, Taylor hits the town wearing a t-shirt as a dress, a leather jacket and white boots I would probably cut off a toe to own. Now, being that I am a woman and I do on occasion like to wear short skirts and dresses, I know that it can be pretty hard to get out of a vehicle without flashing your panties at anyone that happens to be looking. It’s like freaking rocket science. You actually have to keep your knees together or – *gasp* – hold the hem of your skirt or dress down to cover the offending garment. I don’t know how women have the time for all of that. Seriously though, it’s not hard at all to avoid the crotch shot – not as hard as some young ‘ladies’ in Hollywood would have you believe anyway. All I can say is at least she’s wearing panties.

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After spending far more time staring at Audrina Patridge’s crotch than I’d care to admit, I’ve decided that yes, that is a camel toe and not just a bunch in her bikini bottoms. Camel toe pictures are fun, aren’t they? It’s like seeing the vag without actually seeing the vag which is perfect for me. To me, the vagina just isn’t very attractive – all wrinkly and whatnot. Anyway, moving on. Here in Cabo San Lucas, Audrina and her camel toe seem to be having a great time. Audrina is weird for me. Sometimes I think she’s hot. Other times, I think she’s only a bit better than average. My way of determining the level of attractiveness of a particular celebrity is to imagine whether or not I could beat them in a beauty contest. Audrina would beat me – and beat me by a lot – but I’d probably have more of a chance against her than many of the other women in Hollywood. I give her a 7 out of 10 on the hotness scale.

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I can’t really tell if Audrina Patridge is sporting a camel toe in these pictures from Cabo San Lucas or not, but it definitely looks like she might be. It’s got to be tough for a female celebrity to hit the beach knowing that there will be pictures snapped of their every move and bloggers like me will spend far too much time staring at their crotches to look for camel toes. I guess it could be bunching in her bikini bottoms, but I’m going to go ahead and call it a camel toe. On a related note, is Audrina Patridge still considered a celebrity. It’s been a while since I’ve heard much about her in the press. Regardless, she’s pretty cute so I’ll keep writing about her.

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Is Whitney Port still famous? I think I liked her most out of all of the girls on The Hills, but really… aren’t they all pretty much done now? Oh well. Moving on. These are Whitney’s boobs. I don’t see any nipple but I’m sure if there is some, one of you kind folks will point it out to me in the comments. Regardless, you don’t really have to see nipple when you can see pretty much the rest of the picture. I mean, if you have any imagination at all, your brain should be able to fill in the blanks. In all honesty, I’m shocked there isn’t any nipple hanging out here. Maybe next time. Nothing extends fifteen minutes of fame like a nip slip – or a crotch shot. Maybe a sex tape. I don’t find Whitney all that attractive, but I’d check it out.

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Finally! The fire engine red is gone! I knew Rihanna wouldn’t stick with the same fading hair color too long, but I was starting to lose patience. Can I just say that I love the purple she’s rocking here on MTV’s “The Seven” in Times Square. The outfit, on the other hand, leaves a lot to be desires. I love Rihanna. I love her music and I love her attitude. Generally speaking, I also love her style. I’m not feeling this one though. I hate this new trend of high wasted shorts. Beyond that, I’ve never been a big fan of girls who touch their under junk in public. Maybe it’s sexy to men, but I just don’t get the appeal. I have the same problem with men pointing to their junk. I guess it’s just a thing for me. Anyway, Ri Ri looks gorgeous – outfit and crotch rubbing aside.

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