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Alright, I’m going to be brutally honest. Normally, my opinion of Karissa Shannon is that no picture could ever force me to admit this ridiculous excuse for a woman is sexy. It isn’t the Hugh Hefner relationship that bothers me. It was the badmouthing of Hugh when she left the mansion. He’s a dirty old perv? What a frigging surprise! There’s no possible way you could’ve known that when you started sleeping with him to get your hands on his cash and your name in the headlines. All of that aside, I can’t help admitting Karissa looks pretty hot in these pictures. I’m still not of the fan of the bleached-’til-it’s-white hair, but her body looks tight and toned and her face isn’t as mannish as it normally is. She still has all the charisma of a wet paper bag, but hey, at least she’s hot.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Karissa Shannon does nothing for me. I know I’m probably in the minority there, but I can’t help what I feel. She’s boring. I wasn’t even really all that interested in her sex tape even though it was supposedly one of the raunchiest celebrity sex tapes of all time. I don’t know. There’s just nothing special about her to me. She lived with Hef so it’s more or less impossible to avoid comparing her with other women that have played that role. Karissa is no Holly or Kendra. With all that said, even I have to admit she has a pretty nice ass. I guess that’s all you really need in Karissa’s line of work.

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I’m bored of Karissa Shannon. Actually, the truth is, I kind of forgot she existed. Yeah, she’s gorgeous. Yeah, she isn’t afraid to get naked. Yeah, she’s just like any other girl in the pages of Playboy except she actually went a step further and hopped in bed with Hef. I’m sorry. I don’t care what an awesome guy he is. It’s all about money and girls like that sincerely skeeze me out. I’m sure Hef’s a real peach, but come on. He’s not only old enough to be Karissa’s grandfather, but he was also shared between her and her sister. No one cares about all that though. So yeah, here’s a pretty blond girl with her boobs hanging out while she pretends to change a tire – or something to do with a tire, anyway.

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Relax, it’s ice cream – unlike what it usually is, I’m sure. Karissa Shannon is a woman that will do anything to extend her fifteen minutes of fame. She definitely isn’t shy about showing off for the cameras, but I guess that’s what’s to be expected of someone who becomes famous for being one of Hugh Hefner’s three girlfriends. I see Karissa and I can’t help but wonder what her twin sister is up to these days. Her sister doesn’t seem to be shown strutting it for the paparazzi nearly as often. Wonder what she thinks about her twin’s fame whoring. All the same, here’s Karissa eating ice cream and doing her best to keep her name in the headlines. And it’s working. Win?

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It’s kind of weird to see Karissa Shannon doing something relatively normal while wearing something moderately conservative. I mean, sure, she’s wearing shorts so short her ass cheek hangs out a bit and a short so tight you can see every curve of her upper body but the fact that she’s wearing shorts at all is a step up from her usual attire. She has a killer body and she loves to show it off – as often as she can. I suppose there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s really her fame-whoreynesss that bugs me, but she’s hardly the worst offender. There are rumors that Miss Shannon has written, or is going to write, a tell-all book about her time at the Playboy Mansion that has a lot of Hugh Hefner’s previous girlfriends up in arms, and likely Hef himself. If I were here, I’d be a little more careful what bridges I burned. If it wasn’t for Hef, no one would even know her name. Come to think of it, would that really be such a bad thing?

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I don’t like Karissa Shannon. She’s yet another pretty blond bimbo that thinks big boobs and a nice ass entitles her to a spot in the lime light and, well, I suppose in today’s Hollywood it does. Her forthcoming sex tape, which has been called the kinkiest celebrity sex tape ever, will only likely cement her place in infamy. What bothers me about her isn’t the sex tape. There’s little I love more than a good celeb sex tape. What bothers me is the fact that she tried to pretend this was ever supposed to be anything other than public. Perhaps it wasn’t, but when a girl flashes her ass and her boobs for the camera as much as Karissa, it’s hard to believe she wouldn’t jump at the chance to release a sex tape. I mean, it’s not like we haven’t seen her naked before. All that said, I know the moment that sex tape is released I’m going to be watching it. So I guess, in the end, Karissa wins. Big surprise.

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