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The world is supposed to end this year. I’m sure you’ve heard a little something about that. We have crazy weather happening all over the globe, whole flocks of birds dropping from the skies, schools of fish washing up on the shores and far too many crazy cannibals coming out of the woodwork for my comfort. What does this have to do with Aubrey O’Day and her lost pants? Allow me to explain.
Moments ago, I wrote a post poking fun at Lady Gaga for apparently forgetting her pants at the airport. I open this post and see Aubrey O’Day posing for the photos you see here – photos in which she has also seemingly forgotten her pants. Could there be some sort of virus spreading around the world causing women to become absent minded enough to leave the house with only tights covering their panties? It might not sound dangerous, especially not when the woman in question is Aubrey O’Day but just imagine for a moment that Alessandra Ambrosio becomes infected? Miranda Kerr? Doutzen Kroes? Jennifer freakin’ Lopez? It would be sheer pandemonium! Now imagine it does the other way. I don’t find Aubrey super attractive but seeing her without pants isn’t a frightening experience but there are definitely some women that need their pants. Two words – Rosie O’Donnell. Scared yet?

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Man, I have to tell you, Lady Gaga must be getting up there in age because her mind really seems to be slipping. Here we see Gaga at LAX Airport in LA clearly having forgotten a very important part of her wardrobe – her pants. Or possibly her skirt. Boy, I bet she was embarrassed when she realized her mistake. I’m kidding of course. She clearly left her drawers in the closet on purpose because Gaga is just outrageous like that. Seriously though, I love Lady Gaga. I love her music. I love her message and I love her personality. I just wonder sometimes if the crazy get ups are necessary. I can see how they would’ve helped when she was just putting herself out there for the first time but now everyone knows her name. The grabs for attention just don’t seem worth it anymore. Then again, maybe she just wears outfits like the one she’s wearing here because they’re comfortable. I’m sure the tights and panties were more comfortable than what most people wear these days. Maybe she should just try a simple sarong instead though – super comfortable and a lot less trashy looking.

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I’m not really sure those are stretch pants. For a girl, I really suck at fashion. Regardless, Christina Milian looks damn hot in this set of pictures and I guess that’s really all that matters. Then again, Christina looks damn hot in most pictures so I guess it really comes as no surprise that cameras caught her looking good. Back to the outfit for a moment though. I don’t get the bra top and the unzipped hoodie. Sure it’s sexy but it doesn’t seem very logical. It’s it’s cold enough for a sweater one would think it would make sense to put a t-shirt on. Whatever though. She looks hot and I’m sure that was the goal. Logic never has and never will have any place in fashion.

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I’ve made my feelings for Lady Gaga pretty clear. I am totally pro Gaga, but I always tell the truth here. That’s kind of my job. That’s why this post hurts a little to write. Lady Gaga – put on some freaking pants! This boring, worn out, over played no pants thing is just so old now. We’ve seen it all before. We get it. You’re edgy. You’re out there. You have got to be freezing your damn ass off. It’s to the point now that I see a picture of you wearing something normal and I’m more shocked. You’re a talented singer and your songs are catchy as hell. You don’t need all of this anymore. At least, you don’t need to be replaying your own stunts. If you’re running out ideas, hit the town wearing jeans and a t-shirt. I promise you – that will make the news.

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Hey everybody look! We can see what we’ve already seen a million times but this time covered (if you can call that covered) by a thin layer of material. Who cares anymore? I demand to know. Is this still shocking? Is this still news? Paris Hilton has an ass and she appears to be quite proud of it. I can’t entirely understand why, though. It’s not really all that spectacular. It’s clear Paris wants to get her name in the headlines again so she’s flashing her rear. And it worked. I’m writing about it right now. And it will continue to work. I just hope she gets over this little habit before she’s old and grey. No one wants to see that. Well, I suppose some people do. There’s a market for everything out there these days.

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Wow – this is embarrassing. It seems Miley Cyrus went on stage at the Rock in Rio music festival in Arganda del Rey, Spain and forgot to put on her pants. What with all the pressure of being an international superstar, she’s bound to forget something from time to time, but you would really think someone might’ve mentioned something so important. Of course, she wouldn’t have gone on stage half naked on purpose. Then again, this is the girl that can’t be tamed. Let’s just hope someone puts the reins on her before she starts shaving her head and beating on cars with umbrellas and please, for the good of humanity – no one introduce her to anyone with the last name Federline. That is just a mess this girl does not need!

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