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While on their own, these pictures of Paris Hilton at the Supermartxe VIP Party at Fabrik disco in Madrid, Spain are pretty hot. She looks good, right? She’s got all the standard Paris Hilton poses included – the ‘hands behind her head checking out her own boobs’ pose, the ‘bending over and sticking out her ass as far as possible’ pose, the ‘grabbing her own ass to call attention to it’ pose – and on their own, things look fine. When you see her actually dancing though? The girl has no rhythm at all. I mean, she’s not Elaine from Seinfeld bad, but a lesson or two wouldn’t hurt her. Who am I kidding though? No one pays attention to how well she’s moving as long as she showing off tits, ass or both while she’s doing it. And we’re talking about Paris here, so she usually is.

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Is it sad that until right now – right this very second – I had no idea who Tamara Mellon was? You don’t either? Alright, I feel better. Tamara Mellon is the co-founder of Jimmy Choo; the luxury shoe, handbag and accessory powerhouse brand. Can I just point out that it’s more than a little bit ironic that Tamara’s last name is Mellon and she hit the beach in a bikini that shows off, well, her melons? They’re not spectacular, but they’re certainly not bad. I just couldn’t resist making the most lame and obvious pun possible. It’s kind of my thing.

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I like boobs as much as the next mostly straight but a little curious girl, but there’s something a little underwhelming about Paris Hilton’s fun bags. Maybe it’s the fact that if she isn’t showing off the v she’s showing off the t. It’s a little hard to get excited about seeing something you’ve seen a million times. I mean, at this point, I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s boobs almost as much as I’ve seen my own. All the same, Paris looks pretty hot as she presents Supermatxe Motorcycle Team at Hotel ME, Madrid – hotter than she’s looked in a long time. The question that begs to be asked, though, is does anyone actually care about this babe anymore? Isn’t she a little last year (or two years ago, for that matter)? I guess all that really matters is that Paris is willing to pose like a stripper every chance she gets so she can try to stay relevant. That’s really her ace in the whole, but seriously – has anyone else seen ‘Repo! A Genetic Opera’ and felt a little sad that Paris made herself such a joke that no one cared she was actually pretty good in that movie?

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Oh Vanessa Hudgens – nothing says, “I’m totally over what’s his name” immediately following a breakup than hitting the town in a dress that shows off pretty much your entire body. I guess it’s not like she’s showing anything we haven’t seen before. Remember those naked pictures that ‘leaked’ a while back? Me too. Regardless, here’s Vanessa at her 22nd Birthday Party in Las Vegas just after it was announced she had split from her longtime boyfriend Zac Effron. Rumors have been running rampant for a while now that Nessa was simply Zac’s beard (girl that pretends to be a gay guy’s girlfriend to help him stay in the closet, for those that aren’t up on the term) and felt a breakup was eminent. Is it true? Well, Zac is almost too pretty to be straight and Vanessa seems way too trashy to be monogamous for that long, but in Hollywood, who knows?

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Ya know, everyone said Megan Fox was done in Hollywood when she got booted from Transformers 3 for being a dummy with no off button on her mouth and when Jennifer’s Body did a nose dive at the box office but… well, I’m not really sure where I’m going with this. I’m inclined to agree. That’s what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you and judging by these pictures of Megan in Hawaii, that’s about all Megan’s been biting into. Even so, the lady still knows how to rock a bikini so she’s got that going for her. Maybe she’ll have a huge comeback, win an Oscar and shock us all. Maybe I’ll wake up tomorrow morning with a million dollars on my doorstep and an unlimited supply of chicken McNuggets. I love those things. Probably why I don’t look as good in a bikini as Megan.

There really isn’t anything shy about Alesha Dixon, is there? While at first glance, she might seem to be dressed a little more conservatively than usual here in Miami, closer inspection shows us that it’s an illusion. Note the short shorts that display her toned legs and the cut out bathing suit that shows off her sides. Sure her belly button is covered and her boobs are covered by more fabric than usual, but the cleavage – which is really wasn’t important, isn’t it? – is still clearly visible. Celebs of the world should take note. This look Ms. Dixon is sporting is all about the power of mystery. Leaving something to the imagination can be far sexier than barely covering your body in a bikini that could pass for dental floss. Love this girl and look the look.

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