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December 21, 2013
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Jessica Simpson With Her Boobs Pushed Up To Her Chin

I always wonder why women choose to push their boobs up so unnaturally high when they want to look good.  I know this is only my opinion and it’s likely one not shared by many of you people out there in cyber space but I don’t think the jacked up boob look works for, well, any woman. I’m normally a big fan of Jessica Simpson’s looks but … not so much here. She just looks uncomfortable in her skintight, low-cut dress in these shots of her night out in Los Angeles. At least she looks good aside from the chin rest boobs.

December 21, 2013
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Jennifer Aniston Is Still A Proper Hottie

Yeah, yeah – she’s making some weird faces in these shots and may not have the super knockout body she used to but I couldn’t giving a flying fig about any of that. Jennifer Aniston will always be one of the most beautiful women in the world in my eyes. Well, maybe not always. I’m sure she won’t appeal to me when she’s in her elder years but I’m sure I’ll still like her – just in a different way. Perhaps my afffection for Ms. Aniston informs my opinion of these shots of the lady in Hawaii. Biased or not though, I like the pics. What else can I say?

December 20, 2013
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Lizzie Cundy Can Show As Much Skin As She Wants. She Still Doesn’t Do It For Me

Yeah, here’s the deal – I don’t find Lizzie Cundy attractive in the least. Now, before any of you internet heroes comes raging to her defence, I admit without shame that she is far more attractive than me. That doesn’t mean she’s all that attractive though. In these shots from London, I want to focus on her breasts or her body but I’m distracted by her hyper pointy features. She’s looks more elf than human to me. Not to worry though, Lizzie. I’m just some chick that writes about famous people for a living. You’re actually famous for a living and there are tons of people in the world that find you very lovely. I’m just not one of them.

December 20, 2013
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Kendall Jenner Is The Hottest Kardashian

Okay, so Kendall Jenner isn’t exactly a Kardashian but she might as well be. I don’t see the difference between Kendall and the other sisters, aside – of course – for the fact that Kendall is crazy hot while the others are just mostly hot (some more than others.) Yeah, Kim is a stunning woman but I’d take Kendall over Kim any day of the week. And I don’t mean take her in that way, guys. Gets your minds out of the gutter. I just mean that I find her more attractive than Kim. That might have a little something to do with the fact that I’m not big on Kim to start with.

October 31, 2013
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Kate Upton Looks In-Freaking-Credible

Sometimes Kate Upton loses me a bit. I don’t really know if it was because she seemed to be everywhere for an extended period of time or if it was because I made myself sick of her by fixating on her for so long but whatever the reason, it takes a lot for Kate Upton shots to really get me going these days. These shots do it. They really do. I love the way Kate’s makeup is done here. I love the hair. I love the dress – gorgeous on all levels. Truly a great set of photos.

October 31, 2013
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Miley Cyrus Looking … Classy? WHAT?

So I saw Miley Cyrus name on my assignments list and clicked on the photos with my eyes pre-rolled and my hand all ready to cover my mouth as I sarcastically yawned over Miley’s newest outrageous stunt and then I looked at the photos. Huh? Miley looks … classy again? Now this, Miley Cyrus – this is how it’s done. Keep us on our feet! Keep us guessing! Who’s gonna show up for the party? Slutty Miley? Classy Miley? Somewhere in between? I was just about to count Miley out as yet another teen star who struck out to present a more mature image and went to far with it only to find there was no going back. While I’m not ready to say Miley has avoided that yet, these photos are a great indication that there is still hope.

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