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I love Jessica Cirio. She’s a beautiful woman with an incredible body so yeah, I love these pictures. The fact that this photo set includes a Jessica Cirio nip slip is sure to be great for some of you but it’s not honestly a big deal to me. I don’t think nip slips are all that exciting, especially when a bikini is involved. Red carpet nip slips are a big deal, I suppose but mostly because they’re so unexpected but hey, it’s the beach. A nip is bound to pop out every now and again. It’s happened to me and it’s happened to me more than once. I don’t think Jessica is all that concerned about it, honestly. She certainly doesn’t seem to be. Ah well, the pictures are hot and Jessica looks fantastic, whether you’re interested in nipples or not.

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Regardless of the result after all of the votes have been tallied, a lot of people are going to be upset by the time this post is published tomorrow afternoon. As I write this, votes in the US Presidential election are still being cast and if things are as close as they appear to be right now, it’s going to be a while before the results are known. There may not be a winner by the time this post rolls around in the schedule but that’s sure to have a few people in the dumps as well. If there is a clear winner by tomorrow afternoon and that winner is Obama, Romney supporters will be upset. If there is a clear winner by tomorrow afternoon and that winner is Romney, Obama supporters will be upset. If there is no clear winner by tomorrow afternoon, everyone is going to be upset. So how can we at HQ-Celebrity help out? By offering you a set of bikini pics staring a gorgeous, soaking wet Joanna Krupa. Look on the bright side, friends. At least the campaigning is over now and out Facebook time lines, televisions and pretty much everything else can return to normal. Won’t that be nice?

 

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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I have a sort of hot and cold relationship with Sara Jean Underwood. Sometimes I love her and something I’m just sort of in like with her. This is one of the instances when I’m in love. These pictures are fabulous. Her body is incredible and I love the wardrobe choices that have been made here. Underwear pics are great but I actually think I prefer the jeans/tank top pics further down. I’ve seen Sara in her underwear (and less) numerous times. Of course, I’ve also seen her in jeans but there’s just something about these particular photos that makes me feel happy. I think Sara is a beautiful young woman and I can’t wait for the next set of photos of her to show up on my assignment list.

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I said it last time but I’ll say it again. I like Rumer Willis a little more each time I see her. I think these pictures, snapped in Maui, are fantastic. Rumer has a great body and while I still feel there’s something a little masculine about her jawline, it seems less severe than it used to. Perhaps she just needed to grow into her looks. I really feel like she’s getting more attractive with age. She’s certainly getting more self confident and self assured and I can’t fault her for that. I like the way Rumer carries herself. She doesn’t seem desperate for attention like many other celebs her age and I appreciate that as well. Perhaps that’s because she’s never exactly been hurting for attention. My only question is whether or not she’ll ever be able to fully get out of her parents’ shadow. I think she has the talent to do it. Now it’s just a matter of taking on the right film roles and figuring out where she fits in in the Hollywood landscape.

 

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Again, slutty costumes and Halloween go hand in hand. Halloween is the one time a year when ‘slutty’ isn’t an insult and I mean that with complete sincerity. I dressed up as one of Dexter Morgan’s victims for Halloween a few years back and was the first to admit that was a slutty costume (saran wrap over a bikini and nothing else but a red mark on my cheek) so don’t misunderstand me. When I refer to Jenny McCarthy’s slutty Halloween costume, it’s not a shot at her. It’s just a fact. She’s wearing lingerie and little else. Slutty. Also, entirely acceptable on Halloween. I love these photos of Jenny in Vegas and I love her costume. While I think the slutty cat thing is a bit overdone, there are some women who can pull it off and Jenny is definitely one of those women. The leopard print lingerie was a great touch.

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