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I’ve made my feelings for Lady Gaga pretty clear. I am totally pro Gaga, but I always tell the truth here. That’s kind of my job. That’s why this post hurts a little to write. Lady Gaga – put on some freaking pants! This boring, worn out, over played no pants thing is just so old now. We’ve seen it all before. We get it. You’re edgy. You’re out there. You have got to be freezing your damn ass off. It’s to the point now that I see a picture of you wearing something normal and I’m more shocked. You’re a talented singer and your songs are catchy as hell. You don’t need all of this anymore. At least, you don’t need to be replaying your own stunts. If you’re running out ideas, hit the town wearing jeans and a t-shirt. I promise you – that will make the news.

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Although it’s widely being reported that these photos were taken of Lindsay Lohan recently, that isn’t true. The more recent photos of her show hair closer to her natural color and looking a bit heavier than she does in these ones. I know I can sometimes be cruel here and I won’t lie, I kind of enjoy it. I refuse to jump on the dump on Lindsay bandwagon. Addiction to drugs is a serious disease regardless of who the addict is. I’m also inclined to believe the logical – the staffer she supposedly attacked at Betty Ford isn’t telling the truth. No one knows what happened yet, but it has come out the Lohan passed a drug and alcohol test after the incident and is actually the one who made the 911 call to get police assistance. If it were anyone other than Lindsay, the whole thing would be reported a lot differently. Anyway, I love the girl and I hope she is getting the help she needs and continues to get better once she’s done in rehab. Go ahead, rip me apart in the comments. I’m just calling it like I see it.

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While on their own, these pictures of Paris Hilton at the Supermartxe VIP Party at Fabrik disco in Madrid, Spain are pretty hot. She looks good, right? She’s got all the standard Paris Hilton poses included – the ‘hands behind her head checking out her own boobs’ pose, the ‘bending over and sticking out her ass as far as possible’ pose, the ‘grabbing her own ass to call attention to it’ pose – and on their own, things look fine. When you see her actually dancing though? The girl has no rhythm at all. I mean, she’s not Elaine from Seinfeld bad, but a lesson or two wouldn’t hurt her. Who am I kidding though? No one pays attention to how well she’s moving as long as she showing off tits, ass or both while she’s doing it. And we’re talking about Paris here, so she usually is.

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Hot off the heels of those incredibly sexy Jennifer Love Hewitt photos we brought you a few short days ago come these considerably less, but still kinda hot pictures of J-Love going about her daily routine. Sure I prefer her topless in jeans and a cowboy hat, I have to say, she isn’t looking all that bad here. The question is though, does she pass the street hot test? What is the street hot test, you ask? It’s simple. Imagine yourself walking down the sidewalk. J-Love and her blond pal are strolling down the street as well looking exactly as they look in these pictures. Jennifer isn’t famous – you’ve never seen her before in your life. Does she turn your head? I gotta say, based on these pictures, I’d likely be looking at the blond more than her. Even so, Love is still a gorgeous babe – just like to see more from her.

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Get it? Because her band is called The Pretty Reckless. Yeah, lame, I know. Anyway, moving on. I don’t really know what I think of Taylor Momsen anymore. It seems like every move she makes is premeditated to make her look as bad ass as possible, but the more out there she gets, the more innocent I believe she is. Sure flashing her underage breasts on stage at one of her most recent gigs turned some heads. I, on the other hand, just rolled my eyes and yawned a little. It’s old news. This is what we know about Momsen. She has no problem talking about masturbation and her love for her vibrator. She blames her parents for her behavior because they pushed her into acting. I happen to think that’s probably the truest statement that’s ever come out of her mouth. That said, Taylor – performing here at The Academy in Manchester – is no more of a wild child that her pop culture counterpart, Miley Cyrus. The difference is Taylor wants you to think she’s as bad ass as Miley probably is. She isn’t though. She’s a little girl trying to play ball with the big kids – and she’s striking out. She comes across as a sad girl desperate for attention and I’m guessing that’s really closer to the truth.

There really isn’t anything shy about Alesha Dixon, is there? While at first glance, she might seem to be dressed a little more conservatively than usual here in Miami, closer inspection shows us that it’s an illusion. Note the short shorts that display her toned legs and the cut out bathing suit that shows off her sides. Sure her belly button is covered and her boobs are covered by more fabric than usual, but the cleavage – which is really wasn’t important, isn’t it? – is still clearly visible. Celebs of the world should take note. This look Ms. Dixon is sporting is all about the power of mystery. Leaving something to the imagination can be far sexier than barely covering your body in a bikini that could pass for dental floss. Love this girl and look the look.

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