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I can’t say I blame Vida Guerra for being a little stuck on her behind because it is most definitely a great behind but it’s hard not to feel like these Twitter pics are a little over the top. I mean, we get it – you have a killer body. Twitter pics like this always make girls look so full of themselves. Having confidence is great. Confidence is sexy. There is, however, a fine line between being confident and being full of oneself. I think Vida crossed that line with these pics. I have to be fair though. If I looked like Vida I might very well post pictures of myself just like these ones. I can’t say for sure because I love big juicy hamburgers, potato chips and pizza way too much to ever look like Vida.

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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I adore Abigail Clancy in ways I can’t explain. This women is stunning – absolutely beautiful. The other day, I posted a few pictures of Abigail in a lingerie photo shoot. Today, we’re looking at candid shots. They’re both equally sexy even if they’re sexy in different ways. The lingerie shots were sexy in a very obvious sort of way. These ones are a beast of a different color. Those jeans could quite possibly kill me. I’m not sure my heart can handle that much hot. To me, the real mark of a beautiful woman is whether or not she can look just as hot fully clothed as she does in her underwear and Abigail passes that test with flying colors.

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Lovely Sofia Vergara. This woman is, in my humble opinion, everything a woman should be. She’s not only stunningly beautiful with one of the best rear ends in the business, she’s also funny, intelligent and knows the difference between being sexy and being slutty. There are rumors that she’s quite the diva, but ever since Jennifer Lopez showed a different side of herself on “American Idol” I’ve been a bit hesitant to dismiss women on diva rumors alone. Everyone she works with seems to like her, she isn’t afraid to make fun of herself, and while she can come across as a bit full of herself, I don’t think that’s entirely undeserved. While some may be tempted to call me a hypocrite for calling out Katherine Hiegel’s diva-tude and basically ignoring Sofia’s there is one significant difference – some of Katherine’s biggest critics have been the people who have worked with her and her fans while the same can’t be said for Sofia. I love this woman and I hope she’ll continue to do well.

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Margarita Levieva is an incredibly sexy woman. These shots of her filming “Revenge” in LA just serve as further evidence of something her fans have known for quite some time now. I’ve counted myself among those fans since 2006 when she played Marcy on “Vanished” and was thrilled to see her on the big screen as Lisa P in “Adventureland”. When she returned to television on “How to Make it in America” I was thrilled. Margarita is the only reason I tuned into “Revenge” and I’m glad I did as I officially have a new guilty pleasure. Basically, I’m a fan – a big fan. She’s not only super sexy but she’s also a talented actress with an eye for great roles. I can’t wait to see even more of her in the future.

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Oh Whitney Port – so cheeky! After hitting Williams-Sonoma in Los Angeles, Whitney (likely unintentionally) flashes cameras a little bit of one of her finest assets while bending over to get something out of her car. In previous Whitney posts, I’ve made it pretty clear I’m not her biggest fan but she is one of my favorite former “The Hills” cast members and I do like photo sets like this one. Sure she’s shopping at a high end store but she still keeps things casual. I like that. I still don’t think she’s really all that attractive but I like her more like this than when she’s all dolled up.

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