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Hitting the town in a form fitting red dress, Amy Childs does her best to remind us why we care about her. She’s hot. That’s pretty much it. I’m sure someone will defend her against this unfair attack, but I pretty much hold this opinion of any sexy reality tv celebrity who is famous only for being famous – and the UK is no exception. With that said, I don’t really have any problem with Amy. She knows what her biggest assets are (boobs and butt, of course) and she works them. I don’t think that’s any worse than Kim Kardashian doing the same thing.

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Now here we go with the Jessica Simpson stuff. I don’t think anyone should be hating on this woman for her body type. I think she’s absolutely gorgeous. I don’t care much for her public persona, but that doesn’t really make her any less attractive – at least not to me anyway. I’ve never been a big fan of the whole dumb blond movement, but anyone who thinks Jessica as dumb as her reality show would have you believe likely doesn’t pay much attention to the Hollywood hype machine. Blond bimbos with big boobs and no brains sell. Sadly. With that said, I kind of like Jessica for trying to step away from that image. I know someone is going to say something about Jessica looking a little round in these pictures taken in Beverly Hills but who cares. Look at those legs? Gorgeous. The only think I can see in these pictures that I don’t like is those shoes. Horrid, but aside from that, Jessica looks awesome.

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No! Jennifer Love Hewitt is not fat, people! Come on! Leave the poor girl alone. Do you know why we have super skinny models and anorexic actresses that look more lollipop than woman? Because people like Jennifer Love Hewitt are called fat in this ridiculous industry. J-love definitely has a little extra weight, but what in the world is wrong with that? She’s sexy. She’s confident and, more importantly, she has a real woman’s body. Real women have boobs and curves. You can’t put your hand around a real woman’s waist and touch fingers on the other side. Here in Toluca Lake, Jennifer is stunning in a simple black dress with a cinched waist, but you just know some tool is going to say she’s getting fat. Ugh. Now I’m angry.

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Here in Miami, Brooklyn Decker once again shows that she has fantastic breasts and she isn’t afraid to show them off. I always feel a little bit skeezy when I write about a woman when she’s photographed with her child, but sometimes it just can’t be avoided. I could talk about other things in the pictures like… her ass? No, that’s not much better. Screw it. Her boobs steal the show. This woman’s body is so hot even the sun is jealous. Skeezy or not, that’s just an unavoidable fact and writing about Brooklyn means writing about that body. Andy Roddick is a lucky, lucky man.

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Katy Perry performed live at Le Zenith in Paris wearing a pink tu-tu. Anyone else would look ridiculous, but Katy actually pulls it off – even though I know people are going to disagree with me there. I think everything about her outfit speaks for who Katy is as an artist. She’s the ultra-girlie sexpot and I love her for playing that role. The thing I like about Katy is that while making pure, unapologetic pop music and dressing in these incredibly over the top girlie outfits, she’s still outspoken and speaks her mind. She is a hybrid of the tough tomboy and super-feminine wannabe princess, and she really makes that combination work the way few others could. Katy made it cool to be girlie again and that is one of the things I appreciate the most about her. That and her boobs. Those things are incredible.

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I’m bored of Karissa Shannon. Actually, the truth is, I kind of forgot she existed. Yeah, she’s gorgeous. Yeah, she isn’t afraid to get naked. Yeah, she’s just like any other girl in the pages of Playboy except she actually went a step further and hopped in bed with Hef. I’m sorry. I don’t care what an awesome guy he is. It’s all about money and girls like that sincerely skeeze me out. I’m sure Hef’s a real peach, but come on. He’s not only old enough to be Karissa’s grandfather, but he was also shared between her and her sister. No one cares about all that though. So yeah, here’s a pretty blond girl with her boobs hanging out while she pretends to change a tire – or something to do with a tire, anyway.

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