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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is one of those women I will just never understand. I mean, I just don’t get what her deal is. I know she wants to keep her name in the headlines and extend her fifteen minutes of fame but isn’t there a better way to do it? It seems like every time I see photos of her, the first words that come to mind aren’t hot or sexy. No, the first words that come to mind when I look at photos of Aisleyne are trashy and desperate. In these photos from the Lipsy Party in London, Aisleyne once again puts everything she has to offer on display and it’s kind of gross. I’m sure she looks hot to some people but to me, she just looks sad and desperate. Am I too hard on her? Probably but without any obvious talent, I can’t see why we’re supposed to care about this girl anyway.

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Earlier, I spoke about what a great day this was shaping up to be thanks to bikini shots of Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton but alluded to some possible low points. I was referring, of course, to seeing Heidi Montag’s name on my assignment list. Imagine my surprise when I opened the post, saw the pictures and realized the photos I was going to be writing about were really the only pictures of Heidi Montag I’ve ever actually liked – photos from Heidi Montag’s Playboy pictorial. One thing always bugs me about these photos though. That is, of course, the fact that she decided not to bother actually getting naked. She cited her religious beliefs for her reasoning behind keeping the fun bits covered but I have to call shenanigans on that. When a woman poses for Playboy, one assumes the woman will be getting naked. When they buy the magazine, they expect to get what they paid for. Don’t want to get naked? Fine. Pose for Maxim. Regardless, I think the photos are gorgeous and Heidi looks incredible in them. I just think they would’ve been better suited for another publication.

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Claudia Romani always looks so freaking beautiful. I love her body and that behind is killer. I also love the fact that she doesn’t seem to be even the least but shy about showing her body off. Look at the way she’s playing it up for the cameras. That would look tacky on some women but for some reason, I find it cute and playful with Claudia. Maybe it’s because I like her so much. It’s hard to find fault with someone I’m such a big fan of. Why do I like her so much? I honestly don’t know. There’s just something about her that speaks to me. I know others aren’t nearly as into her as I am but I can only speak for myself and I say she’s fantastic.

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I can’t say I blame Vida Guerra for being a little stuck on her behind because it is most definitely a great behind but it’s hard not to feel like these Twitter pics are a little over the top. I mean, we get it – you have a killer body. Twitter pics like this always make girls look so full of themselves. Having confidence is great. Confidence is sexy. There is, however, a fine line between being confident and being full of oneself. I think Vida crossed that line with these pics. I have to be fair though. If I looked like Vida I might very well post pictures of myself just like these ones. I can’t say for sure because I love big juicy hamburgers, potato chips and pizza way too much to ever look like Vida.

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For a long time, Myleen Klass was pretty under the radar for me. I always thought she was beautiful and I always knew she had a fantastic body but I didn’t pay much attention to her. That has really been changing as of late, thanks in large part of my work here on HQ-Celebrity. There was a post a short time ago that caught my attention and from there, she’s sort of stuck with me. This shoot certainly hasn’t disappointed me. The lingerie is stylish and looks fantastic on Myleene. Her body is absolutely incredible. I even love the shoes. This is a great shoot – a pleasure to share.

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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