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There are so very many things about Jane Seymour. She’s sexy. She’s beautiful. She’s talented and she can be a pretty classy lady. At the same time, she isn’t afraid to raunch it up on camera if the role requires it. It takes a special kind of actress to play some of the scenes Jane has played and still come off looking like a classy lady. In these photos from her lunch in Malibu, we see Jane looking happy and just as gorgeous as ever. I love the hat. I love the dress and can I just say that even after all these years, Jane still has a ridiculously gorgeous body. Love her to bits and pieces. While the MILF thing might not fit exactly – I am a straight female after all – if I were going to play for the other team with an older lady, it’d be Jane. It’d be Jane, hands down. Okay, maybe the MILF thing is a little more accurate than I thought.

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I like Ashley Tisdale and all but I’m finding these photos of her shopping in Studio City pretty blah. I mean, they’re just kind of boring, aren’t they. Ashley looks cute and everything but I’d rather see her wearing some of the clothes we see her looking at here. I do like the casual look on Ashley. It works for her but that’s about the only thing that works about these photos for me. I like Casual Ashley. Casual Ashley just has such a laid back vibe about her. It just so happens that I don’t really care a lot for the overall feel of these photos in that they really don’t have much of a feel at all. It’s just Ashley shopping and I’m feeling very meh about all of it. I guess meh is a kind of feeling – just not a good one.

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I like Maria Sharapova. I think she’s a beautiful woman with a whole lot of talent on the tennis court but sometimes I just can’t get into her photos the way I’d like to. This would be one of those times. In these shots, we see Maria on a Porsche shoot in California and in all honest, I think the cars look hotter than she does here. She’s far from unattractive but I’m not sure she’s exactly bringing her A game here. Maybe the problem is the outfit. I don’t like the shirt at all. It doesn’t really flatter her because, in my opinion at least, it makes her look fairly shapeless. I guess they can’t all be winners.

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I give Helen Flanagan a hard time on a regular basis but I typically think she looks sexy – even if I think her ‘sexy’ sometimes ventures too far into the “trashy” side of things. I’m not sure I think that’s true here though. The workout clothes just don’t really flatter her the way her usual attire does. She looks a little … off to me in these shots. It is nice to see her taking a few minutes out of her day as she takes a stroll through the woods in Cheshire but yeah, not sure the outfit is especially flattering. I’m sure I would look far worse than Helen in this particular outfit but that doesn’t change the fact that I still don’t think she looks all that great.

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I really, really like Melody Thornton. She was always one of my favorite Pussycat Dolls and I was heartbroken when she left the band. At this point, are there any original members in the band? No idea. Anyway, her Dolls days are behind her now and she doesn’t seem to be looking back. Here at the pool in Miami, Melody is looking incredible. She has such an incredible body. I miss seeing that body on a regular basis. More than that, I miss hearing her incredible voice on the radio. Hopefully, she’ll have a hit single on her new album. and she’ll be all over the radio once again. I have my fingers crossed!

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And now, some bad poetry about Jourdan Dunn and her side boob:

Dear Jourdan Dunn
You are the one
Who makes my heart skip a beat
And knocks me off of my feet.

Your beauty is rare.
It’s really not fair.
How does that kind of hot happen?
I’ll dream of you while I’m nappin’.

I’m no poet, you see
But you do this to me.
Jourdan Dunn, don’t you know,
You have my heart with a bow.

Your side boobs is so hot
That I think I forgot,
I’m a girl who is straight
But you I would date.

Oh my Jourdan Dunn,
I have only begun,
To see your real beauty
And something about booty.

Thank you. Thank you. Bad poetry, everyone – terrible art at its worst!

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