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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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Sarah Harding is such a pretty girl. The “Girls Aloud” songbird always looks so glamorous even when she’s just out and about in London with her dog. I love the outfit she’s wearing here, especially the boots even if I’m not quite sure about the tights with the winter clothing. I know this look is trendy these days (I just posted about Kelly Brook wearing something somewhat similar) but I just don’t get it. Wouldn’t skinny jeans look just as good, maybe even better, but offer a little more warmth than tights? Sarah’s underpants also wouldn’t be showing through them, as they are through the tights in some of these photos. Regardless, Sarah looks fantastic and her dog is adorable. Love these pictures.

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Had I not already used the London/France cliche in an earlier post about Pixie Lott, I would totally be using it here. Oh Lady Gaga – the pantless wonder. Lady Gaga took the “forgot my pants” look and ran with it, spawning millions of imitators. Maybe millions is a bit of an exaggeration but you get my point. Not long ago, I was making a rare trip out of the house and couldn’t find my shorts. It was hot so I threw on a pair of black tights, an oversized t-shirt and took off. My justification? Lady Gaga can do it. Why can’t I? I felt awkward and uncomfortable all day long. I have to wonder how Gaga got past that? Maybe modesty is just a foreign concept to her. Yeah, I think I’m going to go with that one. Doesn’t matter though. I still love her like I love puppies. Her style just doesn’t work for me. Guess that means it’s time to reconsider the meat dress I was planning to wear to town on Friday.

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This is normally the part where I’d make some sort of joke about London, France and underpants but Stephanie Davis seems to left hers at home, at least judging from these photos from the British Soap Awards After Party in London. I honestly don’t even know what to say about these photos. I am making a concentrated effort to be nicer in some of these posts but boy it’s hard to be nice about this one. These just scream bad taste on all fronts. I get that wardrobe malfunctions happen but this one was so obviously avoidable. I can’t imagine it was an accident. I have to put some of the blame on the photographers though. While I understand it’s their job to photograph celebrities and while I get they probably make more money off photos like these – and I even understand they probably have families to feed – it still feels so sketchy to me. And then here I am writing about the photos so there’s that. At least she looks cute in the photos where her ass isn’t completely hanging out.

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I have a pair of tights/stretch pants (whatever they’re called) just like the ones Imogen Thomas is wearing in these pictures snapped in London and I have to admit I’d never be brave enough to pair them with a belly baring top. Imogen is definitely far more comfortable in her own skin than I am and I definitely respect that. I also happen to think she looks gorgeous, as usual. I don’t know that I love the decision to pair the tights with the belly shirt as much as I admire the guts it took to do it but I’m sure Imogen is happy with the look so I suppose that’s all that matters.

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Here we go again. I love Serena Williams but I absolutely hate posting about her. I think Serena is a beautiful woman and a talented athlete and I’m not afraid to admit that. At the same time, it seems like each time I post about her, people hit up the comments section to talk about how fat she is. Muscle is not fat. It never has been and it never will be. If it is, Vin Diesel is a whale. The gender of the person the muscle is on should not make any difference. In these photos, Serena shows off her new dress for the Australian Open in Melbourne and I think she looks fantastic. She’s clearly a very muscular woman but she’s an athlete. I think she looks the way athletes should look regardless of what they have in their pants. Anyway, that’s just my opinion. Do what you want with it.

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