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Halloween is my favorite time of the year and I can always count on young Hollywood to remind me why that is. In these photos, we see Ashley Tisdale and her friends looking smoking hot in their Halloween costumes although I have to confess I’m not entirely sure who they’re all supposed to be. Doesn’t matter. They look gorgeous and they’re showing a lot of skin so they win. I can’t write about Ashley though without mentioning here very brief stint on “Sons of Anarchy”. Sons is, without question, one of my absolute favorite shows and I was excited to see Ashley make her appearance. I was a little disappointed by how quickly that appearance ended. She served a purpose of course, allowing Charlie Humman’s Jax and Jimmy Smitts’ Nero to form a sort of bond but still, it would’ve been nice to see her around a little bit more. All the same, I think she did a great job. Maybe we’ll see her again eventually. I wouldn’t rule anything out with this show.

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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You may remember Nell McAndrew from her stint as the model for Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider games or from the Playboy pictorial that lost her the job, but I honestly wasn’t all that familiar with her until recently. I have to admit, I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in this photo shoot but I like it all the same. It seems like the costume and prop would’ve worked better in an indoor setting but hey, Nell looks fantastic. What else really matters? I’ve always like the showgirl look. The big headpieces and the glamorous costumes are just so much fun. Good to see Nell still out there doing her thing. I hope we get even more pictures of her in the future.

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I don’t know why I’m ever surprised by pictures of gorgeous lingerie models looking like gorgeous lingerie models but somehow I often am. I know Jessica Cirio is a beautiful woman. I know part of her job is looking great in lingerie. Still, I was a little surprised by how attractive I find her in these bikini pics from Miami. I guess there’s a part of me that just assumes most lingerie models are Photoshopped and airbrushed beyond belief so seeing that they look just as good without a helping hand from technology catches me off guard. Jessica is a great example of that. Her body is just incredible. I don’t think it would be possible for me to like these photos more.

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I’m not a fan of the Kardashian clan in general but I quite like Kendall Jenner. Her family has enough money to ensure this girl never has to work a day in her life yet she’s still out there working. She’s not working at a shop downtown or flipping burgers at a fast food restaurant but she’s still doing something other than just living off her family’s money. If blessed with the same opportunities Kendall enjoys, many girls her age certainly wouldn’t be out earning their own money. In this photoshoot at Darling Hotel in Sydney, Kendall looks pretty adorable. She isn’t trying to be super sexy in this shoot which is one of the issues I had with some of her other shoots. Instead, she’s just looking like a normal girl her age. I like that and I love these photos.

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I’m not sure what she’s supposed to be dress up as but I don’t even care. Jessica White’s 1st Annual Lingerie Halloween Party in New York City definitely was a raging success if these photos of the host are any indication. She looks absolutely stunning. I love the lingerie with all the lace and such and I love the wings that give it the look a Halloween feel. This is a Halloween party I’d like to attend although I’m not sure I’d be down with dressing in lingerie. Still, I could go just to look around an enjoy – an impartial observer. I don’t do Halloween parties as a rule but yes, I’d definitely make an exception for this one.

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