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I don’t want to talk crap about Pamela Anderson. I don’t care that she doesn’t look quite as good without makeup as she does with it because – and here comes some very brutal honesty – there is no chance in hell I’m going to look as good as Pam looks in these pictures from Malibu when I’m 44. In fact, I’m pretty sure I don’t look that good now. She’s still a babe. Her body is ridiculous. More importantly, she knows she’s going to be photographed when she does something as simple as getting a cup of coffee but she goes out barefaced all the same. She’s confident and that is sexy to me. I love Pam. She should totally go for coffee with me. Consider this my official open invitation.

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You’ve gotta hand it to Lady Gaga. She’s never afraid to push the envelope and she does that once again with her performance on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’. I love the woman. Her music is infectious and I love her “love yourself” message. She might not always be the best role model but in terms of today’s pop music, she’s the closest thing we have to inspirational. Sometimes when I’m having a hard day (I have a lot of those), I’ll crank “Born This Way” and dance around my living room in my underwear. It’s the little things in life, people.

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Melissa Satta, the American-born model and actress, hits Formentera Beach in Spain in a blue bikini and reminds me why I love bikini pictures so very much. What an incredible body. What a beautiful girl. I know there are some folks out there that don’t like tattoos on women but I am not among that group. A well placed tattoo can really be a thing of beauty. Those little stars on her hips drawn attention to that fabulous belly of hers. I don’t know why, but I also really like the bracelets on her wrist. Such a small detail, but they really grab my attention for some reason.

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I already know the comments that are coming on these pictures. Christina Aguilera’s fat. She needs to lose weight – blah, blah, blah. I don’t care. I don’t care how many pictures of her come out where she looks chubby or drunk off her ass. I love Christina and I think she’s absolutely gorgeous. Besides, looking back at some of music’s truly great vocalists, most of them haven’t been on the lower side of the scale and Christina is truly a great vocalist. While I’m not crazy over ‘Bionic’ her voice is still just as strong and powerful as ever and as long as that remains true, I will remain a fan.

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After spending far more time staring at Audrina Patridge’s crotch than I’d care to admit, I’ve decided that yes, that is a camel toe and not just a bunch in her bikini bottoms. Camel toe pictures are fun, aren’t they? It’s like seeing the vag without actually seeing the vag which is perfect for me. To me, the vagina just isn’t very attractive – all wrinkly and whatnot. Anyway, moving on. Here in Cabo San Lucas, Audrina and her camel toe seem to be having a great time. Audrina is weird for me. Sometimes I think she’s hot. Other times, I think she’s only a bit better than average. My way of determining the level of attractiveness of a particular celebrity is to imagine whether or not I could beat them in a beauty contest. Audrina would beat me – and beat me by a lot – but I’d probably have more of a chance against her than many of the other women in Hollywood. I give her a 7 out of 10 on the hotness scale.

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I can’t really tell if Audrina Patridge is sporting a camel toe in these pictures from Cabo San Lucas or not, but it definitely looks like she might be. It’s got to be tough for a female celebrity to hit the beach knowing that there will be pictures snapped of their every move and bloggers like me will spend far too much time staring at their crotches to look for camel toes. I guess it could be bunching in her bikini bottoms, but I’m going to go ahead and call it a camel toe. On a related note, is Audrina Patridge still considered a celebrity. It’s been a while since I’ve heard much about her in the press. Regardless, she’s pretty cute so I’ll keep writing about her.

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