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I just, not even two minutes ago, wrote a post about Kim Kardashian on a beach in Mexico. I stated that I’m not really her biggest fan but admitted I think she’s one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. Now I’m writing this post about Kim out shopping in Beverly Hills at Harmes Paris and I think it’s a great contrast to the other post. Why? Because I think these pictures show why I’m not really Kim K’s biggest fan. There is just something so ‘diva’ about her. Mariah Carey is a diva. Madonna is a diva. Aretha Franklin is a diva. Diana Ross is a diva. I could go on, but here’s the point I want to make. I’m okay with those women being diva’s because they’ve worked hard and earned it. Kim Kardashian has not. She turned her reality show celebrity (and the whole sex tape thing) into a career and I admire that, but she has not earned the diva title. I could be wrong. The pictures aren’t really all that bad. She looks hot as hell and that’s fine, but there’s just this attitude in them. Am I reading too much into it? More than likely yes. If I am, my sincerest apologies to Kim.

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Victoria’s Secret model, frequent television guest star and wife of Andy Roddick hit the beach in a bikini. Sexiness followed. This girl is hot but I can’t help feeling a little sorry for her bikini top. That poor bastard looks like it’s stretched to the max. I didn’t know they made industrial strength bikini tops. If I were her, I’d be concerned that thing is going to give up the battle at any moment and burst. What a pity that would be, right? Just kidding. I tease Brooklyn because she’s gorgeous, is killing it in that bikini and is freaking married to Andy Roddick. I don’t think I’ve been this jealous of a pretty blond since Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale.

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Um… yeah. I did a post a while back there I trashed the hell out of Kesha and it upset some people. I did a post where I said she looked better than she usually does and that upset some people. I stand by my opinion of both sets of pictures. With this set… I don’t even really know what to say. Kesha hit the beaches of Australia wearing this and I just don’t know what to say beyond that. I suppose I commend her for giving into the pressure Hollywood puts on its women to be sexy because, in all honesty and without the slightest bit of exaggeration, this is the most unflattering bathing suit I have ever seen. On anyone. No one could make this hot mess look good.

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You know why I love you, Neve Campbell? I love you because people keep mocking your beach body and you keep hitting the beach in bikinis anyway. You’re confident. You’re comfortable in your own skin. You are who you are and you don’t care what anyone says. You also happen to be pretty darn sexy. Here in Barbados, you once again prove you’re okay with being a little more curvy than the average babe on the beach and you’re even sexier for it. You look like you’re having a blast and who can blame you. Haters gon’ hate, lady. Keep being who you are and never change. Can’t wait for Scream 4!

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Jessica Biel is, in my humble opinion, one of the sexiest women on the face of the planet. Even women can’t help staring when she hits the beach. She’s in fantastic shape – not stick thin but firm, toned and athletic – and obviously works hard to stay that way. Why not show off the results of that hard work on a little beach vacation? My only question is where’s Justin Timberlake? Jessica and Justin have been together for ages although recent rumors have the couple on the outs thanks to Justin’s possible flirtations with Olivia Munn. Alright, Munn is hot and all and looks like she’d be a lot of fun, but come on. Jessica Biel? If that’s true, Justin, you’re a very foolish boy.

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Normally when you see Avril at the beach she’s dressed down in t-shirts looking like one of the boys. Every now and then, though, Avril decides to remind us that underneath her casual attire there’s a smoking hot body. Thankfully, there are usually cameras there to catch the hotness in glorious photographs. This is Avril in Hawaii lounging in the sun in a sexy black bikini. Sure that ugly trucker hat makes its appearance, but who really pays attention to what’s on her head. The only thing anyone pays attention to in these pictures is what isn’t covering her body. A nice change for sure. The thing I like most about Avril is that this isn’t an every day occurrence. Pictures of Avril in a bikini are actually a treat because we don’t get them all the time. Maybe some of the other starlets out there flaunting their bodies at every turn could take lessons from Lavigne.

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