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July 22, 2012
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Miley Cyrus Isn’t Too Skinny … Yet.

How can it be that just appearing outside her hotel in Philadelphia, Miley Cyrus has managed to get people talking. It’s not like she’s wearing anything scandalously revealing or anything like that. She’s just there. I’m not exactly a huge fan of what she’s wearing but that’s beside the point. So what has people so worked up this time? Why the same thing as last time, of course. People think she’s too skinny. Sorry. I just don’t see it. I think she looks fine and yes, perhaps if she loses much more weight I’ll be concerned but for now, she just looks like she’s working out and taking care of herself. That doesn’t sound like a train wreck to me.

June 6, 2012
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Nicole Coco Austin Predictably Flashes Some Skin In Las Vegas

I know there are a whole lot of people out there who love Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin so I’m going to do my best not to say anything too negative about her but it will be difficult. It isn’t that I don’t like her. She’s clearly attractive and she’s clearly confident but I would like to, just once, see her covering up a bit more. I guess that’s her thing though. “Hi! I’m Coco and I’m almost naked! Again!” I guess everyone has to have their shtick. The problem with her shtick, however, is that we’ve seen it all before. Here at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas Nicole is posing in a bikini by the pool. Normally that would be kind of alluring but it looses a little something when we’ve seen all that and more from Nicole before. Want to really shock us, Nicole? Wear something that covers you up. With curves like yours, you’d still look sexy but it would be surprising. Those are pictures I’d really like to see.

February 23, 2011
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Gwyneth Paltrow Has The Body Of A Skinny Boy

I used to hate Gwyneth Paltrow with the fiery passion I usually reserve for self loathing but I felt the stuck up Brit-wannabe had it coming. I mean, GOOP? Have you ever been to that pretentious ‘lifestyle’ website that is basically Gwyn trying to show everyone how ‘normal’ she is when instead she just comes off as a clueless, rich c-word completely out of touch with what ‘normal’ actually is. Right. Anyway, despite that little mini rant, I’ve actually come to like her again. She seems capable of making fun of herself and I loved her appearance on Glee. That said, the woman needs to eat something. She has no breasts whatsoever. Saying she’s flat as a board would be insulting to boards. Somehow. I mean, here in Barbados, she looks a little scary skinny. Whatever, though. She’s still hot and I’m sure she couldn’t care less what I think. I know if I were here, I wouldn’t.

December 16, 2010
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Gwyneth Paltrow Shows Some Serious Skin

I have long hated Gwyneth Paltrow. Everything about his is pretentious. You can almost imagine the size of the rod that must be up her ass for her to be so incredibly uptight. Then ‘Glee’ happened. What the hell was that? She was… funny. She was… lighthearted. That isn’t the Gwyn I know and hate. I actually kind of liked her. Does that mean I have to rethink my whole position on Paltrow and admit that maybe I was wrong. Why yes. Yes it does. I would like to take a moment to publicly apologize to Gwyneth Paltrow for mindlessly hating her based only on her creation of the ridiculously snobby Goop. (Still hate Goop, Gwyn. Sorry.) Keep us laughing. And while you’re at it, keep showin’ off that hot body of yours in dress like the one you wore to the premiere of Country Strong. Love the tie accents on the dress. It shows a lot of skin but somehow doesn’t look trashy. Classy. We’re cool now, Gwyn but really – we gotta talk about Goop. Call me.

July 12, 2010
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Kim Kardashian In Skin Tight White Jumpsuit

Not everyone could pull off this look, but you can always count on Kim Kardashian to bring the sexy and leave the others in her dust. Kim looks absolutely stunning in this skintight jumpsuit that leaves nothing to the imagination. Every sexy curve in this stunner’s body is on full display and confident Kardashian knows that and works it like a supermodel. It isn’t hard to tell why Kim is considered the sexiest Kardashian sister. Here at the AMP Energy Bullrun Rally, Kim leaves men breathless, even though in a suit that tight, dear Kim may have been a little breathless herself.

June 25, 2010
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Katy Perry Doesn’t Disappoint In Skin-tight Dress

Oh Katy Perry, you crazy, wonderful lady. We can always count on your for some super-sexy, quirky dream of a dress. Performing live from her album ‘Teenage Dream’ on Much Music’s ‘Live @ Much’, Katy wowed the crowd in a skin-tight dress accented with cookies (?), porcelain doll makeup and Bettie Page hair. If her music career doesn’t work out, Katy definitely has a shot at following in Page’s footsteps and becoming a pin-up queen. This lady knows how to be sexy while still staying true to herself. She is a girl that clearly loves to have fun and wears the evidence all over her body every time she hits the stage. Her fashion choices are always interesting, unique yet inherently sexy. Perry is her own girl and she’s not going to let us forget it.

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