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What is Paris Hilton famous for again? Acting? Singing? Oh right. She’s famous for being famous. That pretty much sums it up. Paris is one of those girls that basically bought her fame but you know what? I don’t really care. There’s something about Paris I like. I can’t explain it. She’s like the yappy little dog you kinda wanna kick but don’t because it’s so cute and dumb. Yeah. That’s Paris. She’s annoying. She talks more than she should, but she’s also exceedingly cute. Here in St. Tropez, Paris shows us how hard she has it by drinking champagne, partying on the beach and posing for pictures. She has an image to live up to, after all. So what if she got busted for pot possession twice in one month? She has the money to pay a fine and buy herself out of any real trouble. She might spend a few hours in jail, but it’s all very been there, done that for Paris – and hey, a little time in the clink will give her street cred; something this girl lost a long time ago.

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Carolina Baldini is so hot she should be allowed in the water because her overwhelming hotness is going to boil it. Ladies and gentlemen – get your kids out of the water. It’s about to become a safety hazard. This babe is on fire. There’s no question. Just look at that ass – it’s perfect. Watch out sun worshipers of Miami Beach. Carolina has arrived. If you experience dizziness, blurred vision, nausea or weakness get as far away from Carolina as you can because you are getting heat stroke. This is a woman you need to admire for a safe distance. Remember, do not look directly at that ass or you may suffer permanent damage to your sight because that thing is so smoking hot it may burn your retinas. Always wear sunglasses when beholding such beauty. Safety first, folks.

Sofia Vergara is mind-numbingly beautiful and has the sort of healthy, natural looking body that puts stick thin, flat chested, lollipop headed actresses everywhere to shame. Here in Sardinia, Sofia shows those wafer thin women what a real woman is supposed to look like. I recently heard someone refer to Sofia Vergara as having a few extra pounds. I demand to know where. There is nothing chubby or chunky about this woman. Sure there might be a few rolls when she’s slouched over but any woman who eats food every day will have the same thing. Sofia doesn’t need to starve herself to be confident. She exudes self esteem and above all else, class. She has something those skinny models and actresses will never have; full, round, perfectly, drool-inducing breasts.

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AnnaLynne McCord and Kellan Lutz seem to have worked out their differences nicely and found a common ground. Perhaps the secret was coming to the conclusion they both love AnnaLynne in a bikini and really, who doesn’t? Sure the girl doesn’t seem to own any clothing that wasn’t designed to be worn to a beach, but who would complain about that? It only makes sense that she would choose to celebrate her birthday at Wet Republic. For AnnaLynne McCord, like is a beach and thank heavens for that. Of course Kellan loves her body and that is something Kellan and most of the men in the world have in common. Only difference? Kellan gets to touch that body. Lucky bastard.

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Why don’t more men like women with tattoos? Tattoos aren’t just for men, trashy broads and Angelina Joli. I think there’s something inherently sexy about those wings poking out of Asia Argento’s bikini shorts. In any events, love tattoos or hate them, it’s hard to find anything else to argue about on Asia’s toned and firm body. She has the kind of body men and women everywhere want to have – although perhaps men and women want to have that body in different ways. It’s like the old saying goes, women want to be her and men want to be with her. Argento seems to be firmly aware of that but doesn’t seem to be a bitch about it. I have to admit though; I’m sure she’s given the “We’re better as friends speech” more than once.

There is nothing better than watching two beautiful women having fun. Now, now – get your minds out of the gutter. I mean good old fashioned fun – Frisbee, Popsicles, bicycles and a little relaxing on a beach blanket. Sure Jessica and Ashley Hart are wearing sexy bikinis, but there’s something wholesome and natural about these pictures. It looks like two beautiful sisters spending a little time in the sun and having a good time. There’s nothing dirty about that – even if their bodies are rock hard and make men everywhere weak in the knees. There’s no possible way I can say anything more without sounding dirty. Just enjoy the pictures.

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