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April 11, 2011

The Saturdays Crotch Shot

Okay, I’ll be honest. I had no idea who The Saturdays until this post came up. Apparently, The Saturdays are a British/Irish girl group that formed in London in 2007, made up of Frankie Sandford, Vanessa White, Una Healy, Mollie King and Rochelle Wiseman. I don’t know who is who, but I listened to a single or two, and I’ve heard worse. They seem to be a slightly poppier, more attractive Pussycat Dolls. Regardless, after watching the video for “Just Can’t Get Enough” in which each girl is shown with her name, I still can’t figure out which one is showing off her cooch in these pictures. I don’t think it really matters. Anyway, they all look pretty good as far as girls in bikinis go, but I’m not sure I’d really go crazy over any of them.

July 27, 2010

Michelle Hunziker Crotch Shot

You have to give Michelle Hunziker credit. She somehow manages to make a crotch shot look almost classy and somehow manages to avoid showing off anything she doesn’t want you to see. There are a few female celebrities that should take notes, here. Michelle looks flawless on Varigotti beach; almost wholesome and innocent, even if she is dangerously close to flashing the goody box. This Swiss actress, model, and singer sports a tiny blue bikini taking every chance to show off that round, firm perfect ass without looking desperate or skanky. This isn’t something many women can pull off. Maybe it’s that angelic smile or the lack of makeup. She’s just a girl on the beach enjoying the water. She just happens to look phenomenal while she’s doing it.

August 19, 2008
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Audrina Patridge Malibu Bikini Beauty

“The Hills” reality actress Audrina Patridge was recently spotted over at MTV’s Project Beach House in Malibu. The leggy brunette was looking sexy in her black bikini. She was so hot that, in fact, one of the guys there even stared at her crotch! I’m not kidding, go check inside! Lauren Conrad was also with Audrina and other pals but LC wasn’t too daring with her outfit. Hence, the attention’s all on Audrina. By the way, she’s wearing a pair of killer aviators! Yes, I’m jealous a teensy weensy bit! Check out the photos of pretty Audrina after the jump.

Audrina Patridge

March 6, 2012

Extreme Upskirt Shots Of Imogen Thomas

Really? Imogen honey, hold your hem or something. In all honesty though, I feel Imogen Thomas’ pain here. I really do. I’ve worn a similar garment out in public on a windy day and had there been a photographer snapping pics of my every move the there was with Imogen, there would’ve been at least one extreme upskirt. Wind happens. I have to comment on one thing though – her underwear. I really, really like those panties although from the looks of them, it could possibly be bikini bottoms. Either way, I’m not sure if it’s a butterfly or an angel on the crotch but it’s cute. Regardless of the whole upskirt thing, I actually really like these photos. Imogen looks lovely and I like the relaxed feel of the pictures. She doesn’t seem to be terribly bothered by the cameras or the wind. I like that about her. She can just laugh it off. I’m not sure I could do the same.

May 31, 2011

Audrina Patridge’s Camel Toe In Cabo

After spending far more time staring at Audrina Patridge’s crotch than I’d care to admit, I’ve decided that yes, that is a camel toe and not just a bunch in her bikini bottoms. Camel toe pictures are fun, aren’t they? It’s like seeing the vag without actually seeing the vag which is perfect for me. To me, the vagina just isn’t very attractive – all wrinkly and whatnot. Anyway, moving on. Here in Cabo San Lucas, Audrina and her camel toe seem to be having a great time. Audrina is weird for me. Sometimes I think she’s hot. Other times, I think she’s only a bit better than average. My way of determining the level of attractiveness of a particular celebrity is to imagine whether or not I could beat them in a beauty contest. Audrina would beat me – and beat me by a lot – but I’d probably have more of a chance against her than many of the other women in Hollywood. I give her a 7 out of 10 on the hotness scale.

May 30, 2011
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Audrina Patridge Camel Toe

I can’t really tell if Audrina Patridge is sporting a camel toe in these pictures from Cabo San Lucas or not, but it definitely looks like she might be. It’s got to be tough for a female celebrity to hit the beach knowing that there will be pictures snapped of their every move and bloggers like me will spend far too much time staring at their crotches to look for camel toes. I guess it could be bunching in her bikini bottoms, but I’m going to go ahead and call it a camel toe. On a related note, is Audrina Patridge still considered a celebrity. It’s been a while since I’ve heard much about her in the press. Regardless, she’s pretty cute so I’ll keep writing about her.