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October 30, 2012

Rosie Huntington Camel Toe?

I have to confess, I’m not great at spotting camel toes but it kind of looks like Rosie Huntington might be sporting one in a few of these photos. I can see why guys think camel toes are sexy but I don’t really get it. Perhaps because I have a vagina. That’s all beside the point. Camel toe or not, Rosie Huntington looks absolutely gorgeous in her Halloween costume in Beverly Hills, CA. I love the sexy glasses. Have to be honest, I have no idea what she’s dressed as but I like the costume all the same. It’s sexy but it’s still unique. I love these photos, camel toe or no camel toe.

October 6, 2012
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Kelly Brook Is My Dream Girl.

Okay, I have a lot of dream girls but Kelly is definitely one of them. She’s sexy, curvy and so incredibly beautiful. I know some will argue she’s not as thin as she used to be but I like that. I do like skinny models but I like curvy ones as well. I’m not really on the “real women have curves” team because, as far as I’ve been able to tell anyway, all a woman needs to be considered a “real woman” is a vagina, but hey – what do I know? Maybe my skinny body means I’m not actually a woman after all. Won’t my husband be upset with that. Anyway, beside the point. I am a firm believer that beauty really does come in all sizes and I think Kelly is a great example of that. She looked killer thin and she looks killer with a little more meat on her bones. Love this lady – always a pleasure to get new pictures of her to write about.

August 24, 2012

Kelly Brook Is Looking As Sexy As Ever.

Kelly Brook has curves. Get over it. Seriously. I don’t get why people have to be so hateful. It’s insulting and not just to the celebrity in question but to women in general and hey, that goes both ways. People should quit with their negativity whether it’s directed towards curvy girls or skinny girls. And yes, skinny girls to get a lot of that negativity as well. We get told to eat a sandwich. We get told real women have curves. It ain’t true, my friends. Real women have breasts and a vagina. The size of the breasts doesn’t matter. In the past, I’ve been guilty of saying Kelly is a real woman because she has curves but that wasn’t fair to myself or all the other skinny girls out there. We’re real women too and I know that. I just happen to find women with curves a little more appealing. Perhaps that has something to do with the fact that I’m skinny. If I want to see a skinny girl in a bikini, I’ll put on a bikini and look in the mirror. Whatever though. The point I am trying to make here is that I look at these gorgeous photos of Kelly Brook and I can’t fathom how someone can be heartless enough to call her fat. She’s not fat. There are fat celebrities in Hollywood. There’s a big difference between fat and full figured and Kelly is full figured. And that’s the end of my rant about that. Moving on.

July 24, 2012

Nicole Coco Austin Flashes Her Bald Vag, Proving She’s Just As Classy As Ever.

There is no way anyone will ever be able to convince me Nicole Coco Austin did not intentionally flash her bald vagina to the photographers that snapped these pictures. When I think of desperate women who will do anything to stay relevant, Nicole tops my list. She’s hot, sure, but she’s so sleazy I can’t enjoy her hotness. I mean, come on, at least pretend it was an accident. It’s cool to be proud of your body but this isn’t pride in your body. This is obvious insecurity. It’s almost like she’s afraid she’ll cease to exist if the cameras stop flashing. It doesn’t matter though. Men love her and will continue to love her as long as she continue to have not even a trace of modesty. Baring it all for Playboy is one thing. I have no problem with a woman taking her clothes off for the camera but flashing your vagina on the street corner? In my always humble opinion, that’s just one step away from being a prostitute.

November 30, 2011

Elsa Hosk Camel Toe At The Fashion Show

Is there anything better than a gorgeous Swedish model hitting the runway in some sort of sexy outfit for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show? How about sexy Swedish model Elsa Hosk hitting the runway in a sexy outfit for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show while rocking a pretty serious camel toe? I’m going to be honest. Camel toes really don’t do anything for me. They look terribly uncomfortable and seeing as I’m a straight female, the vagina is the least attractive part of the female body for me and a camel toe immediately draws my attention to that part of the anatomy. Once again being honest, I have to admit this one doesn’t really bother me. It’s obvious but it’s not overly distracting, probably because Elsa is too hot for me to focus on any one thing. I also love the outfit she’s wearing. I’ll take one for Christmas if anyone’s feeling charitable.

May 31, 2011

Audrina Patridge’s Camel Toe In Cabo

After spending far more time staring at Audrina Patridge’s crotch than I’d care to admit, I’ve decided that yes, that is a camel toe and not just a bunch in her bikini bottoms. Camel toe pictures are fun, aren’t they? It’s like seeing the vag without actually seeing the vag which is perfect for me. To me, the vagina just isn’t very attractive – all wrinkly and whatnot. Anyway, moving on. Here in Cabo San Lucas, Audrina and her camel toe seem to be having a great time. Audrina is weird for me. Sometimes I think she’s hot. Other times, I think she’s only a bit better than average. My way of determining the level of attractiveness of a particular celebrity is to imagine whether or not I could beat them in a beauty contest. Audrina would beat me – and beat me by a lot – but I’d probably have more of a chance against her than many of the other women in Hollywood. I give her a 7 out of 10 on the hotness scale.