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July 18, 2011
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Ass Shots Of Shauna Sand

I don’t get Shauna Sand. I really don’t. I’m sorry. I just can’t endorse a woman that’s more plastic than human flesh. I’m pretty sure saran wrap comes out when Shauna cuts herself. Those lips. Good Lord. Anyway, she has a pretty hot body so I guess that’s something she’s got going for her. I mean, most Playboy Playmates have had a nip or tuck here and there so I guess I shouldn’t really hate on Shauna for that, especially considering she’s one click shy of forty. I’ll be thrilled if I look like Shauna at forty. Then again, I don’t think I will ever have the money necessary to make that happen. Regardless of how I feel about Shauna, I’m sure many of you will enjoy these pictures of Shauna in Miami strutting her stuff on the beach. I will say she knows how to rock a bikini and doesn’t look quite as ‘worked on’ in these pictures as she does in many of her others.

July 16, 2011
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Sexy HQ Pics Of Ilary Blasi In Italy

Not too long ago, I was posting for the very first time about Ilary Blasi. I had no idea who she was, but I knew I wanted to see more of her. Thankfully that day has come. Here in Sabaudia, Italy, Ilary hits the beach in a lovely pink bikini the top of which looks about ready to fall off at any second. It looks like she may have pulled the straps down because, well, who wants tan lines. Sadly, I don’t see a single nip slip among the lot of photos and I looked pretty hard. It’s a shame. So much potential. Regardless, I like Ilary. I think she’s got a great body and she genuinely seems to be enjoying her day out. I look forward to the next set of pictures of this beauty.

July 8, 2011
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Janice Dickinson Celebrates The 4th Of July

The world’s first supermodel has definitely seen better days. I have to give her serious credit for looking as good as she does in a bikini and for having the balls to wear a bikini at 56 years old, but I’m not entirely sure this is something the world needs to see. I love her patriotism though. As she’s seen celebrating the 4th of July on a beach in Malibu, Janice doesn’t exactly look like a woman that’s knocking on 60’s door, but she doesn’t look far from it either. It’s one of those weird situations where you look at the pictures and think, “Holy cow! I can’t believe she’s almost sixty. Well….” and then you trail off uncomfortably admitting, without actually saying, that yeah, you can kind of see it. Still a gutsy move from a woman known for being bold and outrageous.

July 7, 2011
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Michelle Hunziker Is One Sexy Lady

Michelle Hunziker is one sexy lady. I know I don’t need to tell you all this. It’s pretty obvious but sometime stating the obvious is fun or, in this case, is kind of my job. I think I’ve run out of adjectives to describe her hotness. She’s stunning. Absolutely gorgeous. Her body is just ridiculous and I love how willing she is to throw on a bikini and show that off. We’ve seen a few sets of bikini pictures of Michelle Hunziker from Formentera Beach and there just hasn’t been a disappointing picture in the lot. I’m not always easy to please but Michelle manages to do it every time.

July 4, 2011
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Melissa Satta Shows Off Her Incredible Body

Melissa Satta, the American-born model and actress, hits Formentera Beach in Spain in a blue bikini and reminds me why I love bikini pictures so very much. What an incredible body. What a beautiful girl. I know there are some folks out there that don’t like tattoos on women but I am not among that group. A well placed tattoo can really be a thing of beauty. Those little stars on her hips drawn attention to that fabulous belly of hers. I don’t know why, but I also really like the bracelets on her wrist. Such a small detail, but they really grab my attention for some reason.

June 30, 2011
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Naughty Looking Karissa Shannon

Just when you thought you’d seen the last of Karissa Shannon she and her twin sister move back into the Playboy Mansion to resume their relationship with Hugh Hefner. Now we’re almost guaranteed more publicity and more press and folks, I am part of the problem. Here I am writing about her and that makes me feel dirty. I’m not generally one to rabidly dislike someone I don’t know, but everything about Karissa just sits wrong with me. I guess I like her body and she has a pretty face, so she’s got that going for her. Here in Santa Monica, Karissa gives the people what they want and hits the beach in a yellow bikini to frolic in the water and enjoy the spoils of sleeping with the old guy who founded Playboy. That’s all I’m going to say about this one.

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