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As some of you may know, I don’t pick the photos I post here. They’re assigned to me and often with little information. Sometimes though, I’m able to extrapolate the basics based on my unfortunately vast knowledge of all things pop culture. This is one of those times. I wasn’t given any information with these ones aside from the name of the person in them – Miley Cyrus – but based on a few things, I can guess they’re probably pretty old. First, she doesn’t look as stick thin as she looks these days. That’s not a bad thing. I think Miley looks better with a little bit of meat on her bones. Second, her hair is long and dark in these photos. That’s really the biggest indication these photos are a bit dated as Miley recently dyed her hair blond and chopped most of it off. I don’t think it matters much either way. Miley looks great here. I love the bikini, I love her hair and I love her curvier body. With all that said, I like how Miley looks now as well. I don’t think I really realized how many different looks Miley could pull off until I saw these photos so, dated or not, these photos have that going for them.

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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I adore Abigail Clancy in ways I can’t explain. This women is stunning – absolutely beautiful. The other day, I posted a few pictures of Abigail in a lingerie photo shoot. Today, we’re looking at candid shots. They’re both equally sexy even if they’re sexy in different ways. The lingerie shots were sexy in a very obvious sort of way. These ones are a beast of a different color. Those jeans could quite possibly kill me. I’m not sure my heart can handle that much hot. To me, the real mark of a beautiful woman is whether or not she can look just as hot fully clothed as she does in her underwear and Abigail passes that test with flying colors.

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Lovely Sofia Vergara. This woman is, in my humble opinion, everything a woman should be. She’s not only stunningly beautiful with one of the best rear ends in the business, she’s also funny, intelligent and knows the difference between being sexy and being slutty. There are rumors that she’s quite the diva, but ever since Jennifer Lopez showed a different side of herself on “American Idol” I’ve been a bit hesitant to dismiss women on diva rumors alone. Everyone she works with seems to like her, she isn’t afraid to make fun of herself, and while she can come across as a bit full of herself, I don’t think that’s entirely undeserved. While some may be tempted to call me a hypocrite for calling out Katherine Hiegel’s diva-tude and basically ignoring Sofia’s there is one significant difference – some of Katherine’s biggest critics have been the people who have worked with her and her fans while the same can’t be said for Sofia. I love this woman and I hope she’ll continue to do well.

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It’s about time I had the chance to write about Natalie Zea. I have been a big fan of this woman since she took over for Liza Huber (whom I also love) on “Passions” way back in 2000. While I stopped watching “Passions” shortly after Natalie signed on (terrible, terrible show even for a soap), I have kept track of Natalie over the years. I loved her on “Dirty Sexy Money”, “Hung”, “Person of Interest” and “Californication” but it’s really her role on “Justified” that has me most excited. First, I love the show. Second, I love her character on the show. Third, I love her and I love seeing her do well. As far as I’m concerned, this role is long overdue but I’m thrilled she has it all the same. She’s beautiful and talented. Hopefully this is just the first of many big things to come for her.

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Seriously, Kirsten Dunst? Flashing your box outside of the Box in London? That seems a little cliche. Anyway, here’s Kirsten looking her usually classy self. Here’s the deal – I love, love, love Kirsten Dunst and I keep rooting for her to make a big time come back but it’s looking less and less likely that is going to happen. Kirsten needs to get her self together. She looks bombed in these pictures. I could be wrong though. Maybe she’s just sleeping. Maybe she has a cold or the flu. I still have my fingers crossed for her. Aside from the apparent intoxication she looks pretty good in these pictures.

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