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I have long hated Gwyneth Paltrow. Everything about his is pretentious. You can almost imagine the size of the rod that must be up her ass for her to be so incredibly uptight. Then ‘Glee’ happened. What the hell was that? She was… funny. She was… lighthearted. That isn’t the Gwyn I know and hate. I actually kind of liked her. Does that mean I have to rethink my whole position on Paltrow and admit that maybe I was wrong. Why yes. Yes it does. I would like to take a moment to publicly apologize to Gwyneth Paltrow for mindlessly hating her based only on her creation of the ridiculously snobby Goop. (Still hate Goop, Gwyn. Sorry.) Keep us laughing. And while you’re at it, keep showin’ off that hot body of yours in dress like the one you wore to the premiere of Country Strong. Love the tie accents on the dress. It shows a lot of skin but somehow doesn’t look trashy. Classy. We’re cool now, Gwyn but really – we gotta talk about Goop. Call me.

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I’m one of those old fashioned kind of women that believed fishnets always make the wearer look trashy. That’s not always a bad thing. Some people can really pull off that trashy look. Anna Kournikova may be one of those women, but I can’t really decide. She looked pretty good at the Y100 Jingle Ball at the Bank Atlantic Center but there’s something about her outfit that’s bothering me. Perhaps it’s the fact that in order for fishnets to work, you really need to pair them with the right outfit and this outfit just doesn’t qualify. Who really cares though? The overall package looks great and that’s really all that matters.

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Some might say taking a spot as a judge on American Idol is a big step backwards for someone as successful as Jennifer Lopez, but let’s put it into perspective. When’s the last time she had a hit single? When’s the last time she had a blockbuster movie? Yeah, exactly. I don’t think she has to worry about hurting her career too much since it’s pretty well already done for. These days, there isn’t much exciting about American Idol. Winning doesn’t even really seem like such a great prize anymore considering the winners have a few days of fame and then are never heard from again. With Lopez added as a judge, maybe things will get a little more interesting. What I’m really looking forward to is seeing Aerosmith’s legendary frontman, Steven Tyler, in the judge’s chair. J-Lo still looks hot though. I mean, just look at those legs. The lady still knows how to rock it. Only time will tell whether this job will give her career a boost it needs or bury it further in the past.

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If you’ve been living under a rock and somehow managed to miss the David Arquette/Courtney Cox-Arquette divorce drama, you might not know who Jasmine Waltz is. Let me fill you in. Jasmine Waltz is the gorgeous, albeit slightly skeezy, woman that David slept with shortly after he and Courtney separated. He slept with her then he confessed to sleeping with her to Howard Stern. One can’t help but wonder if he might have been bragging – at least a little bit – considering this babe is on fire! David Arquette makes no secret of the fact that he’s kind of a geeky, unattractive guy but really that’s his greatest appeal. Clearly it’s working. Courtney Cox is a babe in her own right and now Jasmine? This guy has to be doing something right.

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I’m sorry but seriously, there is nothing – nothing – sexy about Kathy Griffin. Nothing. I don’t care how nice her body is. Her voice makes me want to stab my own ears out. Her comedy relies on shock with very little humor. And her face. Good Lord, that face! Yeah, she has a hot body but no matter how hard I try to ignore her head and enjoy her body in there pictures from The USO Presents “Vh1 Divas Salute the Troops”, I can’t ignore the fact that I sincerely loathe this woman. I look at her flat tummy, her nice legs and her passable rack and all I can think is that those body parts would look so much better on someone who is less of a complete c-word. You know the word, I’m looking for there. I hate that word, but something the b-word just isn’t enough and with a creature as vile as Kathy Griffin, I’m not sure even the c-word is strong enough.

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Now this is the Nicole Scherzinger we know and love. While her recent fashion choices may have had me a bit concerned sexy Nicole was a thing of the past, she is back in top form at the Jingle Bell Ball, London. I’m still not sure of her hair, but that’s really a minor detail. I mean, who in their right mind is paying attention to her hair when her rack is on such prominent display. There are reasons Scherzinger is my favorite Pussycat Doll and those reasons are all shown in these pictures. She knows how to work it for the camera, looking sexy and almost meek at the same time. The fact that she has a fantastic voice doesn’t hurt either. I look forward to her solo career if it ever gets off the ground. Here’s hoping.

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