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March 19, 2011
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Kesha Wears Your Grandmother’s Bathing Suit

Um… yeah. I did a post a while back there I trashed the hell out of Kesha and it upset some people. I did a post where I said she looked better than she usually does and that upset some people. I stand by my opinion of both sets of pictures. With this set… I don’t even really know what to say. Kesha hit the beaches of Australia wearing this and I just don’t know what to say beyond that. I suppose I commend her for giving into the pressure Hollywood puts on its women to be sexy because, in all honesty and without the slightest bit of exaggeration, this is the most unflattering bathing suit I have ever seen. On anyone. No one could make this hot mess look good.

August 19, 2010
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Mischa Barton Smoking… Something

It’s no secret that Mischa Barton likes to have the occasional puff and that she doesn’t always stick to the legal stuff. These aren’t the first photos of former O.C. beauty indulging in something that may or may not be hand-rolled cigarettes, but I have to say, they are the first photos of Mischa I’ve seen in a while in which she actually looks healthy. If fact, she looks almost good. Her body looks pretty good – better than we’ve gotten used to seeing – and she actually looks semi-conscious of what’s going on around her. I always liked Mischa and always hoped she would pull herself together. I hope her new, healthier look is the start of that.

July 3, 2010
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Kelly Brook In Two Body-baring Bathing Suits

Kelly Brook definitely knows how to give the public what it wants, hitting the beaches of Barbados in not one, but two, super sexy, super revealing bikinis that flaunt her gorgeous curves. First Kelly struts her stuff in a blue cut out bikini that shows her skin in all the right places. It can be just as sexy leave a little skin to the imagination but if you would rather set a peak at more of that flawless skin, Kelly comes through in a hot pink two piece. When you look as good as Kelly, you need to keep your options open, after all. This woman knows how to rock swim wear whether it’s a bikini or a one piece. There should be a law prohibiting her from ever leaving the beach. The world would be a much happier, and much sexier, place.

June 14, 2010
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shines In Next To Nothing

It isn’t hard to understand why Alessandra Ambrosio is considered one of the world’s most beautiful women. In this photo shoot she displays her finest assets in barely there bikinis and a ruffled one piece – her incredible body, her gorgeous face and flowing locks of hair. Ambrosio is one of those women that could make anything look sexy. Dress her in a garbage bag and she’d still be a complete knockout. The sultry, come hither stare could make any man weak in the knees. Then there’s that pout and the legs… this woman is flawless. If every magazine in the world was filled with pictures like this and nothing else, the world would be a much happier place.

June 7, 2010
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Janice Dickinson Bores In Drab Bathing Suit

Could it be possible that self-proclaimed World’s First Supermodel Janice Dickinson is starting to get a bit modest? Janice hit the beach in a one-piece bathing suit that, while strapless, is likely the most conservative beach wear the aging beauty has ever worn. Sure it isn’t the most flattering swim wear she could’ve chosen, but perhaps the mere fact that she isn’t letting it all hang out as she normally would means she has decided it is time to start allowing herself to age gracefully. Or perhaps this is a once in a lifetime event that will never be repeated. I’m hoping for the latter. We love us some crazy Janis. This new lady just isn’t the woman we know and kind of like.

January 12, 2010
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Ashley Greene Wears Nothing But Bodypaint

Ashley Greene has recently become a popular ad star thanks to her amazing body taint. It is not just the body taint that has caught our attention but her fabulous and unconditionally sexy body lines. Have you seen your girlfriend in nothing but body paint? I am sure you haven’t. But it would give you just an overwhelming wave of excitement and would make you look at your girlfriend from another unfamiliar angle. 12 hours were spent on painting Ashley Greene into a fish-like beauty in order to advertise a calorie free drink. So, take a look and enjoy.

Ashley Greene

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