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December 20, 2013
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Lizzie Cundy Can Show As Much Skin As She Wants. She Still Doesn’t Do It For Me

Yeah, here’s the deal – I don’t find Lizzie Cundy attractive in the least. Now, before any of you internet heroes comes raging to her defence, I admit without shame that she is far more attractive than me. That doesn’t mean she’s all that attractive though. In these shots from London, I want to focus on her breasts or her body but I’m distracted by her hyper pointy features. She’s looks more elf than human to me. Not to worry though, Lizzie. I’m just some chick that writes about famous people for a living. You’re actually famous for a living and there are tons of people in the world that find you very lovely. I’m just not one of them.

December 20, 2013
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Kendall Jenner Is The Hottest Kardashian

Okay, so Kendall Jenner isn’t exactly a Kardashian but she might as well be. I don’t see the difference between Kendall and the other sisters, aside – of course – for the fact that Kendall is crazy hot while the others are just mostly hot (some more than others.) Yeah, Kim is a stunning woman but I’d take Kendall over Kim any day of the week. And I don’t mean take her in that way, guys. Gets your minds out of the gutter. I just mean that I find her more attractive than Kim. That might have a little something to do with the fact that I’m not big on Kim to start with.

October 31, 2013
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Kate Upton Looks In-Freaking-Credible

Sometimes Kate Upton loses me a bit. I don’t really know if it was because she seemed to be everywhere for an extended period of time or if it was because I made myself sick of her by fixating on her for so long but whatever the reason, it takes a lot for Kate Upton shots to really get me going these days. These shots do it. They really do. I love the way Kate’s makeup is done here. I love the hair. I love the dress – gorgeous on all levels. Truly a great set of photos.

October 31, 2013
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Miley Cyrus Looking … Classy? WHAT?

So I saw Miley Cyrus name on my assignments list and clicked on the photos with my eyes pre-rolled and my hand all ready to cover my mouth as I sarcastically yawned over Miley’s newest outrageous stunt and then I looked at the photos. Huh? Miley looks … classy again? Now this, Miley Cyrus – this is how it’s done. Keep us on our feet! Keep us guessing! Who’s gonna show up for the party? Slutty Miley? Classy Miley? Somewhere in between? I was just about to count Miley out as yet another teen star who struck out to present a more mature image and went to far with it only to find there was no going back. While I’m not ready to say Miley has avoided that yet, these photos are a great indication that there is still hope.

October 30, 2013
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Nicole Scherzinger Plays It Safe

When I saw this first shot of Nicole Scherzinger getting out of a car in London, I was certain I would scroll down and see panties, allowing me another chance to rant about how tired upskirts of women getting out of cars have become. Kudos to Nicole Scherzinger for mostly avoiding that here. Oddly enough though, I’m a little disappointed. I kinda wanted to see Nicole’s panties which makes me feel gross and wrong. What have you done to me internet? Give me my soul back! Any ‘ole who, Nicole looks great here and once again, serious credit has to be given to her for being smart enough to avoid that dreaded crotch shot.

October 30, 2013
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Brenda Song Is Way Too Freaking Cute

So I love Brenda Song. On her worst day, she’s the kind of adorable that can make the whole world seem so much brighter. On her best day she just makes me want to burst into a horribly embarrassing giggle fit. Such is the case with these shots from Elyse Walker Presents The Pink Party in Santa Monica. Brenda Song wrapped up in pink? Too cute! Of course, Brenda is more than just adorable. Somehow, she manages to be nearly unbearably cute and super sexy at the same time. It’s a hard feat to accomplish but Brenda does it beautifully. Great shots of a lovely young lady.

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