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July 27, 2010
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Michelle Hunziker Crotch Shot

You have to give Michelle Hunziker credit. She somehow manages to make a crotch shot look almost classy and somehow manages to avoid showing off anything she doesn’t want you to see. There are a few female celebrities that should take notes, here. Michelle looks flawless on Varigotti beach; almost wholesome and innocent, even if she is dangerously close to flashing the goody box. This Swiss actress, model, and singer sports a tiny blue bikini taking every chance to show off that round, firm perfect ass without looking desperate or skanky. This isn’t something many women can pull off. Maybe it’s that angelic smile or the lack of makeup. She’s just a girl on the beach enjoying the water. She just happens to look phenomenal while she’s doing it.

July 23, 2010
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Carolina Baldini Is Super Sexy In Tiny Bikini

Carolina Baldini is so hot she should be allowed in the water because her overwhelming hotness is going to boil it. Ladies and gentlemen – get your kids out of the water. It’s about to become a safety hazard. This babe is on fire. There’s no question. Just look at that ass – it’s perfect. Watch out sun worshipers of Miami Beach. Carolina has arrived. If you experience dizziness, blurred vision, nausea or weakness get as far away from Carolina as you can because you are getting heat stroke. This is a woman you need to admire for a safe distance. Remember, do not look directly at that ass or you may suffer permanent damage to your sight because that thing is so smoking hot it may burn your retinas. Always wear sunglasses when beholding such beauty. Safety first, folks.

July 13, 2010
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Jennifer Lopez Looks Matronly In Malibu

It has been a long time since that famous green dress, hasn’t it. That plunging neckline. The super high waist. The rolls and rolls of double sided tape it must’ve taken to hold it all together. Back then the name Jennifer Lopez was on everybody’s lips. Today? Not so much. She’s still sexy though, just in an older, more mature sort of way. And hey, who are we to complain? Miss Lopez has a classic beauty in these photos from Malibu beach that few celebs can ever dream of possessing – an old school Hollywood glamor many imitate but few achieve. She may be facing a scandal (not to mention a lawsuit) over that infamous canceled concert, but she doesn’t appear to be letting it get her down. Lopez has something no one thought she would ever have – class, and in these photos, she has it in spades.

July 5, 2010
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Karissa Shannon Has A Hot Body And Horrible Hair

Okay, Karissa Shannon and her twin sister are out of the Playboy Mansion but they’re still Playboy Bunnies. They still appear on Girl’s Next Door. How is it possible Karissa can’t afford to do something with her hair to make it look less like a bad wig you would buy at Halloween. Don’t get me wrong, Karissa is a knockout. She has no problem showing off her impressive body of work – by which I mean her boobs and her butt – on the beaches of Malibu – and her face is gorgeous, but the hair! Karissa, honey, I really hope you didn’t spend you own money on that mess because if you did, you need to demand a refund! That said, nice ass.

July 4, 2010
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Christine Bleakley In Stripped Bikini

Television host and former Strictly Come Dancing contestant Christine Bleakley hit the beaches of Sardinia in a black and white bikini to show the whole world exactly why footballer, Frank Lampard is such a lucky, lucky man. Not only does she have a killer body, but she has a killer sense of humor which she put on full display at Channel 4’s Comedy Gala where she debuted her stand up comedy. Then again, this woman could have all the personality of a wet paper bag and men everywhere would still be clamoring for a few minutes of her time when she puts that glorious ass on display; which she certainly has no trouble doing. Some would say she’d do anything for attention and sure that might be true, but with a body like that, we’ll be glad to give her what she wants.

July 2, 2010
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Megan Fox Is A Married Woman…

Brian Austin Green is a lucky, lucky man and we kind of hate him a little bit. The man is married to Megan Fox and that somehow just doesn’t seem fair. One thing is for certain. Megan definitely knows how to put those pesky baby rumors to rest – hit the beach in Hawaii wearing a belly-baring burgundy bikini. That’ll definitely quiet those baby whispers. The only bumps showing in these pictures are those incredible boobs and that fantastic ass. Megan looks happy and relaxed; sharing time with her new husband on their extended Hawaiian honeymoon and as jealous as we all are that Brian gets to spend his nights with a fox like Megan, we are just thankful he doesn’t seem to mind letting the rest of the world admire his wife’s smoking hot body. Then again, any man lucky enough to marry Megan Fox would probably want to show off a little too.

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