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There is only one thing that prevents me from really liking Ana Beatriz Barros and I’ll tell you exactly what that is. Jealousy. This girl makes me jealous like you wouldn’t believe. Why? She’s gorgeous. She has a great modeling career working with Guess?, Jennifer Lopez’s ‘J-Lo’ fashion line, bebe, and Victoria’s Secret. She has such a natural, easy confidence in front of the camera. She was also born on May 29th, 1982. I was born on May 14th, 1982. We are only fifteen days apart in age yet light years apart in lifestyle. Somewhere Ana is probably sunning herself on the beach. What are my plans for the day? Finish these posts, work on an article about celebrity baby names and then possibly cry myself to sleep. Seriously though, I do love this girl. She’s stunning but not in the conventional sort of way. I think these pictures are a lot of fun. I’m glad to see her continued success.

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I dunno guys – you be the judge of this one. Does it count as a nip slip if the entire nip doesn’t slip? I’m going to say it does. We definitely have some corner nipple in some of these pictures. Regardless of whether or not you consider this a nip slip, I’m sure you’ll all agree (and I’ll probably be wrong about that), that Irina looks gorgeous here at the TAO Beach Season opening. That woman has incredible legs. Some say she’s too ‘unusual looking’ to be a model, but I have to disagree. First, I don’t think she’s ‘unusual looking’ at all. I think she’s absolutely stunning. Second, a little diversity in the modeling industry isn’t a bad thing at all. I like Irina. It’s good to see her continuing to do well.

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Elena Santarelli. Okay. I’ll be honest. I have no idea who this girl is really, but she’s pretty cute. Apparently she’d a VJ on MTV Italia alongside Elissabetta Canalis, whom you all no doubt know as George Clooney’s girlfriend. Anyway, I like Elena. She has a pretty face and is clearly enjoying her time on the beach with her child. I like to see that. I’m not really sure how I feel about her body, though. It’s nice enough to look at, but I don’t like woman who look overly skinny. I’m not picking on her about this. I say the same thing when I look in the mirror. When you can see ribs that clearly defined, the woman is just too skinny. She looks hot and all – I’m not hatin’ on her. I just think she’d look better if she gained a pound or two.

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I don’t normally like to point out cellulite on celebrities (or even the friends of celebrities) but it’s a little hard to ignore this time around. I mean – that is a lot of cellulite on Audrina Patridge’s beach buddy. It’s not as defined in later pictures, so maybe it was just a bad angle, but holy cottage cheese in that first one. Anyway, on to the ‘star’. I haven’t really been hearing much about Audrina since she was voted off “Dancing with the Stars” but she looks pretty good in these pictures. She has a sort of wholesome look. Maybe wholesome isn’t the right word. Maybe just less slutty than many of her contemporaries. Either way, nice to see her out and about enjoying the last of her fifteen minutes of fame.

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Victoria’s Secret model, frequent television guest star and wife of Andy Roddick hit the beach in a bikini. Sexiness followed. This girl is hot but I can’t help feeling a little sorry for her bikini top. That poor bastard looks like it’s stretched to the max. I didn’t know they made industrial strength bikini tops. If I were her, I’d be concerned that thing is going to give up the battle at any moment and burst. What a pity that would be, right? Just kidding. I tease Brooklyn because she’s gorgeous, is killing it in that bikini and is freaking married to Andy Roddick. I don’t think I’ve been this jealous of a pretty blond since Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale.

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I mentioned recently that I’m pretty excited for the new TV series “Charlies Angels” remake and after seeing these pictures from the show on Miami Beach, that excitement is only heightened. Minka Kelly looks incredible. I love the clothes. I love the style and I love the fact that all three women are attractive. Will this be the most compelling show on the air? I haven’t seen any of it yet, but I have to assume the answer is no. It looks like it’s going to be campy and cheesy and everything else that made the original so appealing. My biggest hope is that they didn’t try to make it too stylized or modern. While the clothes sort of give me that impression, I’m saving my judgment for when I actually see the show.

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