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July 28, 2010
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Valeria Mazza In Light Floral Bikini

If you haven’t heard of Valeria Mazza, don’t worry. She might not have the most recognizable name in the fashion industry but you’ve probably seen her face. Valeria has been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Elle, Vogue, Glamor and has presented awards at the San Remo music festival in Italy. In many places, her name is synonymous with glamor and high fashion but you wouldn’t know it to see the blond beauty relaxing in Sardinia. Valeria is a mother of four and a has been married for over ten years. In a world where crazy seems to come with the territory, Valeria avoids those trappings and is instead well-adjusted and normal. You have to admire her for that. Plus, she knows how to work it in a bikini, even if there are better bodies on the beach.

July 27, 2010
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Michelle Hunziker Crotch Shot

You have to give Michelle Hunziker credit. She somehow manages to make a crotch shot look almost classy and somehow manages to avoid showing off anything she doesn’t want you to see. There are a few female celebrities that should take notes, here. Michelle looks flawless on Varigotti beach; almost wholesome and innocent, even if she is dangerously close to flashing the goody box. This Swiss actress, model, and singer sports a tiny blue bikini taking every chance to show off that round, firm perfect ass without looking desperate or skanky. This isn’t something many women can pull off. Maybe it’s that angelic smile or the lack of makeup. She’s just a girl on the beach enjoying the water. She just happens to look phenomenal while she’s doing it.

July 26, 2010
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Paris Hilton In Leopard Print Bikini

What is Paris Hilton famous for again? Acting? Singing? Oh right. She’s famous for being famous. That pretty much sums it up. Paris is one of those girls that basically bought her fame but you know what? I don’t really care. There’s something about Paris I like. I can’t explain it. She’s like the yappy little dog you kinda wanna kick but don’t because it’s so cute and dumb. Yeah. That’s Paris. She’s annoying. She talks more than she should, but she’s also exceedingly cute. Here in St. Tropez, Paris shows us how hard she has it by drinking champagne, partying on the beach and posing for pictures. She has an image to live up to, after all. So what if she got busted for pot possession twice in one month? She has the money to pay a fine and buy herself out of any real trouble. She might spend a few hours in jail, but it’s all very been there, done that for Paris – and hey, a little time in the clink will give her street cred; something this girl lost a long time ago.

July 23, 2010
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Carolina Baldini Is Super Sexy In Tiny Bikini

Carolina Baldini is so hot she should be allowed in the water because her overwhelming hotness is going to boil it. Ladies and gentlemen – get your kids out of the water. It’s about to become a safety hazard. This babe is on fire. There’s no question. Just look at that ass – it’s perfect. Watch out sun worshipers of Miami Beach. Carolina has arrived. If you experience dizziness, blurred vision, nausea or weakness get as far away from Carolina as you can because you are getting heat stroke. This is a woman you need to admire for a safe distance. Remember, do not look directly at that ass or you may suffer permanent damage to your sight because that thing is so smoking hot it may burn your retinas. Always wear sunglasses when beholding such beauty. Safety first, folks.

July 23, 2010
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AnnaLynne McCord Soaking Wet

AnnaLynne McCord and Kellan Lutz seem to have worked out their differences nicely and found a common ground. Perhaps the secret was coming to the conclusion they both love AnnaLynne in a bikini and really, who doesn’t? Sure the girl doesn’t seem to own any clothing that wasn’t designed to be worn to a beach, but who would complain about that? It only makes sense that she would choose to celebrate her birthday at Wet Republic. For AnnaLynne McCord, like is a beach and thank heavens for that. Of course Kellan loves her body and that is something Kellan and most of the men in the world have in common. Only difference? Kellan gets to touch that body. Lucky bastard.

July 22, 2010
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Jessica Hart And Ashley Hart Enjoying The Sun

There is nothing better than watching two beautiful women having fun. Now, now – get your minds out of the gutter. I mean good old fashioned fun – Frisbee, Popsicles, bicycles and a little relaxing on a beach blanket. Sure Jessica and Ashley Hart are wearing sexy bikinis, but there’s something wholesome and natural about these pictures. It looks like two beautiful sisters spending a little time in the sun and having a good time. There’s nothing dirty about that – even if their bodies are rock hard and make men everywhere weak in the knees. There’s no possible way I can say anything more without sounding dirty. Just enjoy the pictures.

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