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Oh to be the girlfriend of George Clooney. You have to spend you time on yachts wearing bikinis and enjoying the sun. Gee, I can’t even imagine how hard that must be. There are rumors that Elisabetta, an actress who until now only really had bit parts in movies, may be the girl Clooney finally settles down with. We might ever see George and Elisabetta walk down the isle because, well, that just isn’t George’s style, but many are saying George is with Elisabetta for the long haul and one has to imagine Canalis isn’t going to be taking off on George any time soon. Has the serial dater finally settles down and found himself a woman he can stay with? Only time will tell, but if the rumors are right, the answer is yes.

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Heidi Montag makes me want to quit the internet. Usually the sight of a blond babe falling out of her bikini top, like in these pictures of Heidi in Costa Rica, would be cause for celebration, but with Heidi it just looks desperate. “Oh my gosh! My boobie fell out! How embarrassing and completely by accident!” Notice how the bikini top strap snaps? It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction. That strap committed suicide. It was ashamed of itself for being part of anything that has to do with Speidi. How is it that after ten plastic surgery procedures in one day Heidi still isn’t really all that hot? I mean, she has a crazy hot body, but her face is kinda mannish, isn’t it? The only thing worse than Heidi Montag is her hilariously lame ‘husband’. So over the Speidi thing. I just with the rest of the world was too so I wouldn’t have to look at her anymore.

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Remember when Denise Richards was known as an actress and not just a killer body? No? Me neither, but you can’t hate the girl for that. The girl looks damn good and she knows it. Why shouldn’t she show it off while she still has it. It’s hard to believe this woman is a mother of two but she is – and for once in Hollywood, she actually seems to be a pretty good mother. Still, Mom needs time to herself and as long as she keeps taking that time on the beach in bikinis, everyone profits. The bitter custody war with Charlie Sheen behind her, Denise is looking happier than ever and who can blame her. There’s a winner and loser in every break up and considering the state of Charlie Sheen’s life right now, one can’t help thinking she won because she lost the loser.

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So… Kake Beckinsale. I think we all know how I feel about her. My last comments about her got a little bit of a reaction but… come on! Look at this women. Seriously. Look at these pictures of her in Mexico. Scroll down a bit. Yeah. That ass. Just ridiculous. As I said, I am a straight women, but given the chance, I’d probably play for the other team for at least an inning or two but no matter how much I wish (or some of you wish, from the sounds of it), it just isn’t going to happen. I’m sure if Kate were going to go for that sort of thing, she could have her pick of the pack. She’d probably go for someone like Angelina Joli. Hmmm… Kate Beckinsale and Angelina Joli. Someone needs to make that happen.

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Well just look at Britney Spears. She’s laughing, smiling and having a blast with her new boyfriend and her bangin’ bikini body and who wouldn’t be if they were in her position? It wasn’t long ago that if you heard the name Britney Spears, it was likely being used as the punchline to a joke or in some gossip headline about her newest crazy actions. Now Britney is poised to regain her spot on top of the pop-world and I couldn’t be happier for her. She looks like she’s really pulled herself together. Sure there’s that nasty lawsuit business to worry about – you know, the one where her former employee is suing her for exposing herself and allegedly abusing her kids – but that seems to be the furthest thing from her mind. Hopefully all goes well and Brit-Brit can continue hitting the beach in her bikinis. That was, we all win!

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I am a straight woman but I have to admit, Kate Beckinsale is one of the handful of female celebs that would make me consider playing for the other team. Here in Mexico with her daughter, Kate looks absolutely stunning. Her body is killer. She’s absolutely beautiful and she seems so down to earth and real. She looks like the kind of woman that likes a nice cold beer on a hot day and chilling out at home with her family. She also looks like the kind of woman men everywhere – and a few of the woman – would give anything to spend a little time with. Her body is killer. Yes, I know I said it already, but her body is just so ridiculously awesome it’s worth mentioning twice. I love this woman. I would have her babies if such a thing were possible.

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