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March 26, 2011
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Taylor Momsen Almost Covers Up

Taylor Momsen. For those that frequent this site, you’re probably familiar with Taylor’s usual rather risqué attire. It’s been said that Taylor choose her clothes to make a statement – to be edgy and daring. I wish I could have five minutes with this girl to tell her dressing like a skank doesn’t make her look cool. It just makes her look like a skank. Sad but true. She doesn’t need to do it. She’s a beautiful and talented girl. When I saw her name come up on my screen, I expected her to be in her underwear on stage somewhere doing her normal slut-rock thing, but instead, I saw her wearing clothes that could almost pass for normal. Hell, I was just shocked to see her wearing clothes at all. While certainly not age appropriate considering you can probably see up her dress (I refuse to look that close), the fact that she’s wearing a dress at all is fairly impressive. Maybe she’s starting to realize she doesn’t need to show off her body to get attention. Nah. It was probably just a little cold out.

November 7, 2012
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Bad Poetry About Kim Kardashian And Her Ass.

I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

April 12, 2008
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Girls Aloud In Loud Places, Clothes

These photos of the female group Girls Aloud are a bit interesting in the sense that they’re taken in various unconventional places and the girls themselves look like fashionistas lost in places where they shouldn’t be. As expected, the girls of Girls Aloud are also swathed in clothes of unconventional colors. Who would dare wear a purple mini dress plus leggings?. There are also close up photos of the girls below – check them out and see who’s the prettiest of ’em all!

Girls Aloud

August 11, 2013
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Vanessa Hudgens Keeps It Casual And Sexy

Vanessa Hudgens really makes me smile. I think she’s gorgeous, talented and more than that, she doesn’t need a lot of flash to look beautiful. I love a woman that can look sexy without looking like she’s trying. I mean, the outfit, the hair – this is about as casual as it gets and Vanessa still looks incredible. I think if I could choose one celebrity’s closet to raid, I’d opt for Vanessa’s closet. I just love her style. She definitely looks great when she dresses up and all that, but her every day style isn’t that different from mine and I find that appealing for some reason. Perhaps I’m a bit biased because I really, really love this woman.

August 5, 2013
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Nicole Snooki Polizzi Is Looking Amazing These Days

Nicole “Snooki Polizzi” is one of those celebrities I really wanted to dislike but somehow wound up liking. She’s perhaps the most annoying reality show personality I’ve ever watched (aside from her Jersey Shore co-stars The Situation and Sammi Sweetheart) but somehow she grew on me. That’s why these photos of Snooki looking amazing at Self Rocks the Summer Event in New York kind of bother me a bit. Snooki looks absolutely nothing like she used to look. Some have accused her of going under the knife but I don’t think that’s what’s happened. She’s lost a whole lot of weight and that can really change a person’s looks. She is looking healthier these days but I’m concerned she’s going to go too far with the weight loss and wind up looking unhealthy in the end. I kind of preferred her with a little meat on her bones. All the same, I don’t think she looks bad at all. I also like the fact that she still seems close with Jwoww. Their friendship was one of the things I liked most about Jersey Shore.

August 4, 2013
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Nicole Scherzinger Looks A Bit Sleepy But Still Hot

They must be running poor Nicole Scherzinger ragged because the poor thing looks beat in these photos yet somehow, she still looks incredibly gorgeous. I really like Nicole. For those of you that don’t know, Nicole is one of the HQ-Celebrity All Stars nominated for our first HQ-Celebrity Hottie of the Week feature (Check out our Facebook page for more details) and I can see why. Her body is ridiculous and that face of hers is pretty close to perfection. It’s no wonder men (and women) love her so much. I really like these photos a lot for a few reasons. First, I like seeing Sharon Osbourne pop up in them (I’m a huge Sharon fan) and second, I think the dress Nicole is wearing here is absolutely incredible. Great pictures all around.

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