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Every time I’m assigned a set of Courtney Stodden pictures, I tell myself that I’m going to be open minded and not have a preconceived notion of what I should expect. I tell myself that the set of photos will be different than all of the other ones we’ve seen. I tell myself she’ll have found some self respect hidden at the bottom of her lingerie drawer and realize she doesn’t have to be half naked to be worth something. Then I open the photos and it’s more of the same old thing. We get it Courtney. You have a nice body. What else do you have? Can you act? Can you sing? Can you do anything other than strike the same exact poses in different costumes. I have to say though, this new set of photos is an all time low for this girl. “Washing a car” in a teeny tiny bikini and big ass heels? That’s not new. It’s not interesting. It’s been done and it’s been done better. If you’re going to steal the same idea a million other women had before you, at least do it better. Otherwise you wind up looking like a lame imitation. You want to be shocking and get attention? Show us you have a brain in that bleach blonde head. That would be truly mind blowing.

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Seriously – how much longer until we’re done with this girl. If you stop paying attention to it, it will go away. ‘Teen Bride’ Courtney Stodden is like a scab that you just can’t help picking at. You know that if it leave it alone and let it heal it will go away but you just can’t stop yourself from opening it up all over again. With all that said, I think she looks good here. Yes she’s wearing heels and a bikini to walk her dog, lounge around the yard or do whatever the heck she’s doing in these photos (attention whoring) but she’s also wearing far less makeup than she normally wears. The ‘less makeup’ look works for her. Now someone just needs to tell her she needs to put on some clothes.

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I’ve been pretty hard on “Teen Bride” Courtney Stodden but I’m not an unreasonable person. I’m looking at these photos and the first thing that jumps out at me is that, for once, Courtney’s skimpy outfit makes perfect sense. She’s on the beach. Many women wear bikinis on the beach. And yes, I’ll admit, she looks good in a bikini. I don’t have much to complain about with these ones. The poses are a bit silly but she at least looks like she’s having fun. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she’s one dirty bird but in these particular photos, she doesn’t look much different than the average teenager on the beach. I’d like to see her do away with the pounds of makeup she slathers on her face as she looks much better without it but she looks okay all the same.

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Another day, another chance to dress like a complete skank and strut around like being a skank is some kind of accomplishment. If ‘Teen Bride’ Courtney Stodden wasn’t married to a 50-some year old man (she married him when she was 16, if you haven’t heard the story) I’d almost feel bad for the guy. It’s clear she’s married to him for fame and not anything remotely resembling love. I wanted to give them a shot but hearing her say things like “sometimes I forget I’m married” cements the belief that she’s just some wannabe starlet bimbo that’s willing to do anything it takes to be famous. This is what she wears strolling around her home in the Hollywood Hills. Her husband looks happy enough, I guess. Clearly having a hot wife is more important to him than having a wife that loves him, respects him or has even the tiniest sliver of respect for herself. This is a woman even Playboy wanted nothing to do with. In ten years, I can’t even imagine where this girl will be. I guess it’s better not to think about it.

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These are a little late but does it even matter? Sure these latest Courtney Stodden pictures have a Christmas theme but I don’t think it matters. For many, holidays are for family, traditions and celebrating. For Courtney, they seem to be an excuse to get as naked as possible and have someone take pictures of her. Easter? Put on bunny ears and get naked. Christmas? Put on a Santa hat and get naked. It’s ridiculous. She’s ridiculous. The whole thing is ridiculous. My wish for 2013? That this girl puts on some clothes and finds some self respect. Not likely but a girl can hope.

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Is this girl’s 15 minutes of fame up yet? We’ve gotta be at 14:59, right? Ugh. There is absolutely nothing about Teen Bride Courtney Stodden I like yet here I am writing about her. Why? Because it’s my job. Believe me, if I had a choice, I wouldn’t be. The last thing this ‘lady’ needs is any more attention. This girl is famous because she’s young, hot, blond and married to a man who could almost be considered famous. Well anyway, here’s Courtney out and about in Beverly Hills with her husband/father figure dressed in an outfit almost too ridiculous for words. I’m being harsh now. I apologize. I just really have such a strong distaste for this girl and everything she stands for, it’s hard to be objective. Moving on.

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