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August 18, 2012
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Doutzen Kroes Just Absolutely Slays Me.

Doutzen Kroes is one of my favorite models by a mile but I can’t figure out exactly what it is about her that I love so much. Sure she’s beautiful, has an incredible body and is a natural in front of the camera but those three things can be said about a lot of the models working in the fashion industry today. There’s something special about Doutzen though, even if I can’t quite put my finger on exactly what that something is. In these photos, Doutzen looks fantastic. She’s a stunning woman but more than that, she doesn’t seem hung up on looking perfect all the time. She just looks like she’s having a relaxing day at the beach and I like that. I wish I was at the beach. With Doutzen Kroes.

August 18, 2012
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Jessica Biel Usually Looks Stunning But …

I’m just not sure what Jessica Biel was thinking when she slipped into this little number for the “Total Recall” premiere in London but it had to be an attempt to get on someone’s worst dressed list. I mean, no publicity is bad publicity, right? I love Jessica Biel and am genuinely sad “Total Recall” flopped so hard at the box office. Jessica needs a hit and this clearly wasn’t it. The outfit she’s sporting in these photos is pretty far from a hit as well. There’s just so much going on with it. The leggings (?), the fluffy … uh, middle part, the lace top. Take out some of those elements, and this might have worked. Well, maybe not. This one is bad from top to bottom. At least her hair and makeup looked good.

August 16, 2012
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Joanna Krupa Nip Slip In Santa Monica

I don’t really know a whole lot about Joanna Krupa. I know she’s beautiful and talented but as far as her personal life goes, I’m fairly uneducated. For starters, I had no idea she had a sister, let alone that she had a beautiful sister until I saw these photos of Joanna and her sister Marta in Santa Monica. See? I’ve learned something today. I don’t like to compare women to one another, especially not sisters, but it’s hard not to do here. I think both women are absolutely beautiful though but I think I prefer Marta. Joanna has the better body but Marta has such a beautiful face, and that hair? Forget about it. Anyway, they’re both gorgeous and they seem close which is always nice to see. I love these photos. Oh yes, and there’s a little nip slip action in there. I’m sure you noticed though.

August 12, 2012
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Likes To Test Me.

I love Jennifer Nicole Lee … in theory. Her story is inspiring and she’s worked incredibly hard to get where she is in her life. I respect that and I respect her for that so there is a big part of me that wants to look the other way on this one. I can’t though. It wouldn’t be fair to the other celebs I would trash for wearing this outfit or have trashed for wearing similar outfits. I wrote a post about Kate Beckinsale yesterday and mentioned that there is often a fine line between self confident and arrogant. There is also sometimes a fine line between sexy and sleazy. With this outfit, I feel Jennifer has done somersaults over both of those lines. Jennifer works hard to look the way she looks but in these photos she just looks like a working girl, if you get my meaning. Yes she looks sexy but she also looks entirely trashy. I’d expect to see an outfit like this on someone like Shauna Sands or that “Teen Bride” bimbo – not a fitness guru who expects to be taken seriously. I know this all sounds harsh, but it’s my opinion. I really do adore Jennifer and I respect what she’s done with her life but if anyone else were wearing this kind of getup while apparently running errands, I’d be writing the same thing. Sorry Jennifer – just not a fan of this look.

August 9, 2012
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Kim Kardashian And Jonathan Cheban In Miami.

Oh Kim Kardashian. As a celebrity, I loathe you. You are famous for no good reason and have no discernible talent to speak of yet you’re one of the most famous women in the world. How has that happened? Oh right – the sex tape and the rear end. I don’t know. I hate the idea of celebrities like Kim Kardashian becoming household names while people with real, genuine talent sometimes never make it beyond art house productions. It seems unfair. With all of that said though, I really do love Kim’s style and I love looking at her. She’s a beautiful woman and she looks killer in a bikini as you can clearly see in these photos of Kim at Miami beach with Jonathan Cheban. This means I’m part of the problem. At least I admit it? Nope – doesn’t make it any better. Such is life though, I suppose. Also, Kanye? Calling a woman a “Perfect Bitch” isn’t the compliment you may think it is to most women. While it seems okay with Kim so I don’t really have a problem with it, you might want to be careful who else you may say it to as you may find yourself on the receiving end of a nasty slap. It’s kind of like me calling you a super talented douchebag (which I happen to think you are) and being surprised you were offended. If you’re cool with it though, I may call you Super Talented Douchebag from now on. Nah – too wordy. How about keeping it simple with just STD. Yep. Sounds about right.

August 2, 2012
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Jenny McCarthy Looks Stunning In Her Bikini As Usual.

Remember when Jenny McCarthy was dating Jim Carey? Wasn’t that weird? I guess nothing is ever quite what one would expect with Jenny McCarthy. She is a master at keeping people on their toes. The only thing you ever know for sure with Jenny is that no matter where she goes, no matter what she does and no matter who she’s with, she’ll always look fantastic. In these photos, taken in Chicago, Jenny looks smoking hot as she poses poolside in a bikini. With some women, just looking hot all the time gets a little boring, but Jenny keeps things interesting. It’s not so much how she looks but how she acts, how she carries herself and the things she says. I love this woman. She’s always entertaining even if that doesn’t always come across in pictures.

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