This looks awfully like a staged photo shoot. “The Hills” actress Heidi Montag and her “special someone” are out in Costa Rica, basking under the strikingly hot sun. But don’t you think she’s posing too much? Pose much, pose much! It’s so apparent that she knows she’s being photographed. Oh boy. Anyhoo – I’m sure y’all don’t care. As long as she shows a lot of skin and pouts her lips, I’m sure y’all are happy boys! Enjoy the photos!
Here you have Tila Tequila at the Voda Spa in West Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, you know what they say about those folks that hang out in West Hollywood. She is promoting the Voda Spa and seems to be enjoying herself. And gotta say, the ensemble she is wearing is definitely a head turner. Spectator pumps, mini, and aqua corset… it just doesn’t get any better than that. You’ll notice I neglected to mention the white tight stockings.
Well, that’s because the last time white tights looked cute on someone, they were 5, and they didn’t look like a porn star.They just don’t work on anyone of legal age, particularly in stocking style, unless you actually are a porn star, and you wear them to work. Do you think Tequila is her real last name? You’re getting my point… right?
Kim Cattrall has a fantastic body for her age. She was made to wear the big bikini bottom to reflect the 1950s Bridget Jones’ style. The panty is a kind of body support to help tuck in the tummy. I don’t think Kim needs that. She looks good without any aid. Kim’s cleavage is awesome too. Her bikini top is pretty decent, with just sufficient cloth to cover and show what a decent looking bikini should be. Kim is style and class!
Here we have Kim Kardashian at the “Style Your Slim” Fashion Show in Los Angeles. You have to know that Kimmy at a Slim Fashion show is just sparking sooo many jokes, inside my head. Does she not own a mirror at home? Does she have no friends to give her style advice? Why would anyone with that caboose wear something so form-fitting? The odd thing is, she is showing it off… oh please camera, back away, spare me the nightmares now. Ok, she doesn’t look as bad as she has, I mean, this is definitely a marked improvement from the famous pink velour track suit.
Jennifer Aniston was spotted sunbathing in her bikini in Mexico. Jen is currently on a break with Friends actress Courtney Cox and her husband David Arquette, however they were nowhere to be seen, instead Jen was joined by an older man and another dark haired man. The rumours that Aniston is pregnant have well and truly been squashed as she showed of her fabulous figure. Jennifer has three films being released this year, involving actors such as Scarlett Johansson, Ben Affleck, and Aaron Eckhart. Go Jen!
What you see here folks is a 44 year old woman enjoying some time in St. Barts. Nicollette Sheridan is taking some down time, probably making the most of the writer’s strike, and is having some fun and sun on the beach in St. Barts. Right, because life is just that good. An awesome job, fame, fortune, and the ability to getaway to St. Barts whenever one pleases. Well, add the fact that she is nearing the mid-40’s and looks like this. WHOA. We girls should be so lucky. Fun in the sun with a rockin’ body… yep, Nicolette is making the most of it, and hey, she should.
