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March 16, 2011
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Kate Middleton Rocks A White Bikini

Perhaps you haven’t heard, but there’s this guy, Prince William, and he’s getting married soon. He’s marrying a girl named Kate Middleton. These are pictures of that girl in a white bikini. What exactly does it take to land a Prince? Well, a body like that for starters, I’m guessing. I don’t know. The closest I’ve ever come to landing a prince is kissing a few frogs and hoping for the best. I like Kate. She’s educated, beautiful and doesn’t seem to have the kind of attitude that would lend itself to being pushed around by the Royal Family. Am I wrong? Probably. I’m wrong a lot. She looks pretty hot in that bikini though, doesn’t she?

February 7, 2011
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Kate Bosworth May Have Sat On A Smurf

Kate Bosworth is hot so who cares if she’s wearing shorts that look like she may have inadvertently sat on a Smurf – or a few Smurfs or Smurves, maybe? What is the plural for Smurf? Anyway, Kate’s kind of really gorgeous but I can’t help wondering what happened to her career. I’ve liked her in everything I’ve seen her in, but when I really think about it, that’s only really been a few different things. I suppose that matters about as much as the proper plural form of ‘Smurf’ considering how hot she is. Sure she really doesn’t have an ass to speak of, but one can’t be too picky. Her legs are ridiculous so if the ass doesn’t please you, look a little lower.

January 21, 2011
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Kate Beckinsale Is Blond Now?

I love Kate Beckinsale. From the center of my jaded, angry heart, I love this woman. I love her body. I love her pale skin. I love the fact that despite being a star she can still seem like a normal, down to earth woman. I love her personality. She has a sense of humor and always seems to look good. Then the blond happened. Kate! Why the blond? I really, sincerely hope this is for a movie role or is some sort of bad wig to try to avoid press attention. The dark tresses were a perfect compliment to your milky skin. The blond… it hurts me, Kate. Breaks my heart. Where are a million blonds out there. I miss the raven haired beauty you once were. That said, I mean, you’re Kate Beckinsale so you’re still pretty hot, but… please. Bring back the black.

January 8, 2011
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Kate Gosselin Looks Good In A Bikini I Suppose

Seriously? Are we still talking about Kate Gosselin? There are few ‘celebrities’ I hate more than this baby making machine. I loathe her and everything she stands for. About the only thing I hate more than Kate is her former partner in crime whose name I refuse to mention. I just wish they would both disappear into oblivion, allowing the rest of the world to forget they ever existed. The Gosselins represent for me everything wrong with the world today. They’re greedy, money hungry scum bags willing to sell out their own kids to turn a buck. She popped out eight kids and that makes her famous? That makes her news worthy? The only thing that makes her to me is yet another bored suburban housewife who thinks having more kids to add to the over population and over consumption that is going to destroy the world will make her feel more happy and more fulfilled. Your kids are going to look back on their time on reality TV and hate you. They’ll hate you and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself. Now that the kids aren’t enough to keep your name in your headlines you’ll take your clothes off to get the flashbulbs popping. The only thing that makes this whole disaster worse is that its working. Here I am writing about you, Kate Gosselin and that makes me feel so dirty I need to go have a shower. No cameras allowed.

October 7, 2010
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Erin Heatherton On Roller Skates

Erin Heatherton is simply adorable in the way that all girls who know they’re hot but pretend they don’t are adorable. With her recent work for Victoria’s Secret, strutting her stuff on the runway for Victoria’s fashion show in 2008 and 2009 then making the leap to the pages of Victoria’s Secret’s SWIM catalog in 2010, Erin is really starting to make her way to becoming a household name and it’s really no wonder. She’s ‘girl next door’ beautiful. She looks like the kind of girl that’s down to earth and likes hanging out with the boys on the weekend sipping coolers. I mean, she probably isn’t, but that’s the sort of laid back attitude she presents and, as everyone knows, in modeling, that’s what matters – that and having a hot body. Lucky for her, she has both.

September 21, 2010
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Kate Beckinsale Is A Normal Woman

Here we have photographic evidence of why I love Kate Beckinsale so much. She is effortlessly beautiful and she’s just a normal, every day, average woman. She has her bad habits like the rest of us. She doesn’t waste time making sure her hair looks perfect. She just throws it back and goes about her day. She doesn’t waste time planning the most stylish outfit. It just happens that she looks gorgeous all the same. I wouldn’t say she looks quite as good hear as she did on the beach, but she has more of her beautiful skin covered up, so that’s not all that surprising. She does, however, prove an actress doesn’t have to live their life like they’re on a runway to be beautiful. I love that about her.

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