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Yeah, I know – nipples! Let’s all get excited. Yeah … not so much. I dunno, guys. Maybe it’s because I have boobs of my own that I don’t go nuts over mostly bare breasts but I don’t and without that, these photos really aren’t all that exciting. Alyssa Arce is very pretty, yes but I don’t know if she’s the kind of woman I’m going to pin up on my wall. She’s just … pretty. There isn’t much about her – at least not in these photos – that stands out to me. They’re good, I guess. They’re just not great.

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Full confession – I often don’t really know of a lot of the girls I write about here. Jasmin Walia is one such example. She’s clearly a lovely woman but I don’t really know much about her beyond that. I’m not really in a big hurry to change that. It’s not that I don’t find her attractive. She’s just not the kind of woman I’m about to go full girl crush on. With that said, these photos are pretty great. Jasmin looks great and I’m really liking her dress. Overall though, I just find them a little underwhelming.

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Oh my heart. Oh good Lord, my heart. I feel flush. I might faint. Someone get my a glass of water to pour over my sweating head. Rosie Jones is going to kill me. Deep breath. Another deep breath. Steady the hands. Close the eyes. Another deep breath. Okay. I’m ready to proceed – as long as I don’t look at those photos again. I mean, just look at these photos! A bra top and denim shorts? Clearly the woman is trying to take me out but at least if I go, I’ll go with the biggest smile on my face. In other words, I like these pictures. I like them a lot. I need to go get some air. Talk amongst yourselves.

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Oh my my. I know she’s not flashing a lot of skin or posing in a super seductive way but it doesn’t matter. Julia Restoin is seriously knocking it out of the park in these photos and I attribute that, in large part, to those killer eyes of hers. She takes these photos to a whole other level just by looking into the camera with that seductive, sultry look in her eyes. I think that’s why I love these photos as much as I do. In truth, there really isn’t anything especially memorable about them – except, of course, for that look on her face. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

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Happy New Year, everyone. Let’s start off with the one celebrity I hope will disappear from the entertainment gossip world entirely in the coming year – Teen Bride Courtney Stodden. Now that she’s left her Daddy/Husband in her slutty dust, let’s hope people no longer feel the need to take photos of her while she’s out skanking around. In these shots, Courtney’s leaving Bossa Nova restaurant in West Hollywood with her mother/enabler and she’s looking every bit as trashy and low class as one would expect. This woman has no respect for herself so I have no respect for her. Is she hot? I guess in an ultra-trashy desperate kind of way but I don’t find trashy or desperate sexy so while I can see the appeal to some, I find her revolting. Please go away, Courtney. Come back in a few years when you’ve found some self respect and aren’t willing to sell your body and your soul to the highest bidder.

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Words can’t express the love I have for gorgeous Krysen Ritter. The woman is stunning, talented and unique – three qualities I love to see in the women I lost about. In these shots from the A Quest for Beauty exhibit in Santa Ana, Krysten looks stunning. So why does she make me angry, you ask? Because she was on what I consider one of the funniest, smartest most underrated sitcoms in recent memory – Don’t Trust the B**** – and that show got cancelled which makes me very angry indeed. It’s not her fault of course but bitch move, ABC. Serious bitch move.

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