Okay, Hayden Panettiere, we need to have a little talk. Generally, I can defend your rather ‘mature’ fashion choices. I’ve heard you described as an ‘old soul’ and that’s just fine with me. When I was your age, I was described the same way. my problem with you is a small one. Here on Fox, you don’t look like yourself. I know your face looks the same, but I can’t get over the hair. Is it petty of me? Yes. But every time I see you, I can’t help thinking you look like a younger Hilary Clinton and I just can’t endorse that. I understand that you want to look more mature so you can be taken serious as an actor, but there is a line between looking mature and looking boring and you’ve crossed that line with this appearance. Sure you’re flashing a little bra and a tattoo, but that doesn’t change anything. I guess I’ve just come to expect more of you. I don’t want you to be all skanky and scantily clad all the time. That’s not who you are, but come on – a little spice or a little flare can go along way. I’ll be patient. You’re still finding your way. I’m just not feeling this look. Better luck next time.
