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January 19, 2014
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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Doing Something That Probably Isn’t Interesting Or Important

I’m over Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. They aren’t interesting in the least. They never were to me to begin with though but now I’m especially over them. These shots of the twosome in Los Angeles kind of make me want to go to sleep for a while and hope the whole relationship has been one bad dream. I’m exaggerating, of course. Even when Kim bores me I still find her fairly attractive most of the time so I guess these shots have that going for them. I wouldn’t say they’re my favorite Kim shots though and I think that may be because Kanye is in them. He’s a talented artist and I love his music but as a human being, he kind of makes me weep for humanity.

December 20, 2013
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Lizzie Cundy Can Show As Much Skin As She Wants. She Still Doesn’t Do It For Me

Yeah, here’s the deal – I don’t find Lizzie Cundy attractive in the least. Now, before any of you internet heroes comes raging to her defence, I admit without shame that she is far more attractive than me. That doesn’t mean she’s all that attractive though. In these shots from London, I want to focus on her breasts or her body but I’m distracted by her hyper pointy features. She’s looks more elf than human to me. Not to worry though, Lizzie. I’m just some chick that writes about famous people for a living. You’re actually famous for a living and there are tons of people in the world that find you very lovely. I’m just not one of them.

October 15, 2013
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Miami

Man alive – just look at the body on Sylvie van der Vaart. I know there are people out there that will say she’s too curvy. I also know there are people out there who will say she’s too thin. In my eyes though, Sylvie is about as close to perfect as a human being can get. There’s just something about her I really like. In these shots of Sylvie van der Vaart in Miami, we get to see that body, of course, but we also get to see Sylvie looking confident and relaxed – two things that really appeal to me. In my always humble opinion, this is a great set of photos.

August 6, 2013
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Kylie Minogue In See Through Lacy Dress

I have always been a big fan of Kylie Minogue. She’s beautiful, talented and seems to be fairly down to earth. One thing that always strikes me whenever I see new photos of Kylie, however, is the fact that she doesn’t seem to age. In these photos, we see Kylie dressed in white see-through lacy dress with her boyfriend in London and I can honestly say she looks almost exactly the same as she did when she first rose to fame. That was a long time ago, folks. I was just a kid back then. Some say Kylie owes her timeless good looks to plastic surgery but I say I don’t care. She still looks like herself and she still looks human. If she’s had work done, she was smart about it, at least in my opinion.

June 6, 2013
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Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Famous Ass In London

American IdolĀ completely changed the way I see Jennifer Lopez. I used to see her as some sort of inhuman diva monster but after watching her as a judge on the famous singing competition, I saw her as someone far more down to earth than I’d ever imagined. I have always been a Lopez fan, even when I thought she was a crazy diva, but her time on the show really made me appreciate her in a different way. One thing I’ve never doubted about Lopez? Her incredible beauty. Her face, her body … her whole persona. Everything about Jennifer Lopez screams sexy to me. I think these shots from her concert in London really back that up. I’m not a fan of every single song Jennifer has recorded but I have to admit, I’d absolutely love to see her live. I think she’d put on one heck of a show and she’d look fantastic as she did it.

March 5, 2013
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Rosie Huntington Spends A Day At The Beach With Her Dog

I love Rosie Huntington and I love that Rosie Huntington loves her dog. I think that’s just fantastic. I don’t know why it makes me smile like it goes, but I seriously grinned when I saw these photos. Maybe they make me feel like she’s just a normal human being. I’m not rich, famous or especially beautiful but I love my dog and so does Rosie. We have something in common. Of course, I’m sitting in my house with nothing but snow out my window as I give my dog a good scratch behind the years and she’s frolicking on a beach in Malibu but hey – at least we have that one thing in common. I think these photos are fantastic and, of course, very hot. This woman has just an incredible body. I like that she’s wearing something a little more conservative than a bikini even though she looks terrific in one of those as well. Just because you’ve got the body doesn’t mean you have to flaunt it all the time. Rosie gets that. I don’t think I could possibly love these pictures more.

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