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May 16, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Is All Class

Boy, Courtney Stodden is one class act, isn’t she. These pictures from LA might be shocking if they featured anyone other than the “teen bride” but since they are of this particular no talent celebrity, they’re really just more of the same. We get it. You know you’re hot and you think showing off your body will make people love you. I’m sure it works on some people but most of us just think you’re trashy. You’re worse than trashy, actually – you’re shamelessly trashy. I will be incredibly surprised if this woman isn’t staring in porn by year’s end. I’d be even more shocked if it was porn worth watching. I mean, why spend money to see Courtney Stodden naked when you can pretty much see it for free every time someone photographs her going out for groceries. This woman makes me feel sad for what celebrity culture has become. Remember when a person had to be talented to be famous? Yeah, me neither.

November 30, 2011
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Teen Bride Courtney Stodden Shows Us How Classy She Is

By now, most of you have heard of Courtney Stodden or, as she is more widely known, the ‘Teen Bride’. For those of you who haven’t, here’s the whole disgusting story. Doug Hutchison (“The Green Mile, Lost), 51, married Courtney Stodden, 16, a few months back after Courtney’s mother signed a consent form allowing it to happen. First, I don’t believe for a second that this woman is sixteen. She looks to be at least in her late twenties. I credit that to the layers of makeup she has on her face. When you see pictures of her without all that makeup who looks far younger. Anywho, so naturally, the press ate this story up for the first week or two. Now Doug and Courtney are sort of fading into the background so what better way to get those cameras snapping away again that to slip Courtney into the skimpiest outfit possible for a little ‘holiday shopping’. Where did they choose to do their shopping? Why at known paparazzi hang out, The Grove, of course. As if that’s not enough, Mom decided to tag along as her daughter shopped at Victoria’s Secret. This whole situation is just so insane to me. Then again, who am I to judge. Maybe Doug and Courtney are really and truly in love. I doubt it but I suppose it’s possible. After all, no one thought Demi and Ashton would last and… okay, bad example.

January 1, 2014
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Courtney Stodden Makes Me Sick

Happy New Year, everyone. Let’s start off with the one celebrity I hope will disappear from the entertainment gossip world entirely in the coming year – Teen Bride¬†Courtney Stodden. Now that she’s left her Daddy/Husband in her slutty dust, let’s hope people no longer feel the need to take photos of her while she’s out skanking around. In these shots, Courtney’s leaving Bossa Nova restaurant in West Hollywood with her mother/enabler and she’s looking every bit as trashy and low class as one would expect. This woman has no respect for herself so I have no respect for her. Is she hot? I guess in an ultra-trashy desperate kind of way but I don’t find trashy or desperate sexy so while I can see the appeal to some, I find her revolting. Please go away, Courtney. Come back in a few years when you’ve found some self respect and aren’t willing to sell your body and your soul to the highest bidder.

July 11, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Looks Like A Tramp

Sometimes I feel like I’m too hard or Courtney Stodden. Then I see photos like these ones and realize that no, no I am not. I get that she’s a pretty girl but she’d be so much more attractive if she had even the tiniest bit of class. I really hate writing about her because I feel like I’m just encouraging her more but this is my job so here we all are. In these photos, Courtney looks to be in her mid to late thirties. If this is what she looks like now, at 18, just imagine what she’s going to look like when she actually hits 30. What bothers me is that she already seems to have gone under the knife. Those are not the breasts she had when we first started seeing her. I worry about this girl. I see her story having a very bad ending. I only hope someone steps in and tells her to smarten up before something terrible happens.

June 30, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Poses For Another Ridiculous Photoshoot

Isn’t Courtney Stodden’s fifteen minutes of fame up yet? It’s gotta be close. I know, I know. I’m just contributing to the problem by writing about her but it’s my job to write about the photos assigned to me and these photos have been assigned to me so here we are. I get that she’s attractive or whatever so some people like to see photos of her half naked but surely that number of people has to be small. There must be far more people out there who look at the “teen bride” and see desperation and a total lack of self respect. This young lady is almost certainly heading down a bad road. There doesn’t seem to be anyone in her life willing to tell her this is not the way a girl needs to go about getting approval. With all of that said, she does look good in this photoshoot in Hollywood so I guess that will please some people. I’m a big fan of the bikini top/denim shorts combo but I can’t seem to get into these photos – likely because I look at Courtney and I don’t feel anything but sad for this kid.

May 4, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Continues Her Slutty Outfit Tradition

I’ve run out of things to say about “Teen Bride” Courtney Stodden. Does anyone really even care about this girl anymore? Is she still considered a celebrity? I know this girl is doing everything she can to hold on to her fifteen minutes of fame but the clock is running out. She can’t be the “teen bride” much longer and once that schtick wears off, what does she have left? Does she have a talent of some sort? I’m guessing her talent is being hot and being more than willing to be as trashy as she needs to be to keep cameras flashing but there’s a shelf life to that kind of fame and it isn’t a long one. In these photos from Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills, Courtney isn’t showing us anything we haven’t seen a million times before. Here’s a tip, Courtney – you want to be famous for real? Develop a talent. Take some acting classes. Learn to play an instrument. Depend on something other than your body to get people’s attention. Using your body to make people pay attention isn’t just desperate, it’s sad. People might grow to like you, and even respect you, if you did something worth liking or respecting.

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